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Unexplainable urges

andyBeaker

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I have a similar problem with hoodies. At the last count, I have at least 17 and yesterday I bought another :facepalm:. I like wearing them, so not totally unexplainable, but why so many, I have no clue.
17 Hoodies, 501s, fake bling watches and a penis substitute car…….must be the most severe mid life crisis of all time…..
 

Pow-Lo

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17 Hoodies, 501s, fake bling watches and a penis substitute car…….must be the most severe mid life crisis of all time…..
I like hoodies. They're comfortable.

I've worn 501s for the past 40 years. They are neither in nor out of fashion, they are classic. Anyone who knows anything about anything is aware of that.

None of my watches are fake and they are not bling. Perhaps you should look up 'bling' in the dictionary.

A 5 Series a penis substitute? If it was an M5, maybe, but mine's a comfy old man's car.

Therefore, you are utterly wrong on all counts. Fact. Now go and play golf with your imaginary friends.
 

andyBeaker

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I like hoodies. They're comfortable. they scream ‘I am trying to look young‘

I've worn 501s for the past 40 years. They are neither in nor out of fashion, they are classic. Anyone who knows anything about anything is aware of that. denim of any description died on 17 February 1989

None of my watches are fake and they are not bling. wrong on every level Perhaps you should look up 'bling' in the dictionary. the butler did it for me earlier - the definition in English Oxford Dictionary is ‘PowLo’s watches’

A 5 Series a penis substitute? If it was an M5, maybe, but mine's a comfy old man's car. it’s pink. End of. Fact.

Therefore, you are utterly wrong on all counts. Fact. Now go and play golf with your imaginary friends. too wet today. Anyway, I had an argument with my imaginary friends and they won’t play any more. All because I put their imaginary cats out overnight and they said it was cruel.
 

slim63

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I have a similar problem with hoodies. At the last count, I have at least 17 and yesterday I bought another :facepalm:. I like wearing them, so not totally unexplainable, but why so many, I have no clue.
I have a total of 3 hoodies none of which I wear as I hate the way they ruck up around the neck when sat down which makes them uncomfortable
its a minor annoyance for me that I can vary rarely buy a sweatshirt I like without the bloody hood anymore, the result is I still have and wear some that are 20+years old
 

Pow-Lo

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andyBeaker

I like hoodies. They're comfortable. they scream ‘I am trying to look young‘ No, they don't. They're comfy and practical. Besides, as someone whose dress attire is rooted firmly in the 60s (1760s), what would you know?

I've worn 501s for the past 40 years. They are neither in nor out of fashion, they are classic. Anyone who knows anything about anything is aware of that. denim of any description died on 17 February 1989 Again, fast forward 260 odd years and we can try again,

None of my watches are fake and they are not bling. wrong on every level Perhaps you should look up 'bling' in the dictionary. the butler did it for me earlier - the definition in English Oxford Dictionary is ‘PowLo’s watches’ PowLo isn't in the dictionary. Fact. Therefore your butler is telling Tom Peppers and/or is retarded.

A 5 Series a penis substitute? If it was an M5, maybe, but mine's a comfy old man's car. it’s pink. End of. Fact. It's Aventurine Red. Fact. Argue with me and you argue with the mighty BMW and then they'll ban you from further acquisitions. Fact.

Therefore, you are utterly wrong on all counts. Fact. Now go and play golf with your imaginary friends. too wet today. Anyway, I had an argument with my imaginary friends and they won’t play any more. All because I put their imaginary cats out overnight and they said it was cruel. There's no such thing as imaginary cats, now stop being a cock.
 

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I have a total of 3 hoodies none of which I wear as I hate the way they ruck up around the neck when sat down which makes them uncomfortable
its a minor annoyance for me that I can vary rarely buy a sweatshirt I like without the bloody hood anymore, the result is I still have and wear some that are 20+years old
I put a small house brick in my hood to stop that happening and keep it hanging tidy (y)
 

Jaws

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Here ya go Jaws ….complete with lpg conversion to keep the running costs down….

Ridiculously over valued car..
Its about right for a 10,000 mile show winning example
Yes, it does appear to be in fine fettle but so are dozens of others out there for £6 to £8k

Any way.. Get thee behind me satan, with your fiendish temptations
 
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