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Unexplainable urges

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For reasons I can't explain, I have the urge to buy a cardigan.

Anyone else have urges they're not able to explain?
 

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Well....Val, errrrm no but maybe a rocking horse.
I was thinking of Val Hooligan but I'm not that old. Not yet anyway.

What am I supposed to do with a rocking horse? Or do you want one?
 

Jaws

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I keep having to resist the urge to get finance on a Range Rover
My head KNOWS they are bloody awful which makes for a very confused Jaws !!!
 

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For reasons I can't explain, I have the urge to buy a cardigan.

Anyone else have urges they're not able to explain?
You want to buy a whole bay? imagine the heating bills on that :eek:
 

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I keep having to resist the urge to get finance on a Range Rover
My head KNOWS they are bloody awful which makes for a very confused Jaws !!!
That's hardly 'strange' though, is it? Now if you wanted to wear your wife's underwear and smear yourself in peanut butter whilst filling in the finance application, then I'd be down with that. That'd be pretty strange but weirdly cool.
 

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Anyone else have urges they're not able to explain?
All my life. Surprised I've not been arrested yet.

I do have an almost irresistable urge to own a Yamah V-MAX 1700..... and I keep toying with the idea of getting a shotgun licence.

The two may be linked.....
 
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derek kelly

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I have an urge everytime I see dickhead but if I carried it through I would be in jail for the rest of my life
 

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I was thinking of Val Hooligan but I'm not that old. Not yet anyway.

What am I supposed to do with a rocking horse? Or do you want one?
That's how young Val started, rocking horse then progressed to rocking chair.
 

Jaws

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That's hardly 'strange' though, is it? Now if you wanted to wear your wife's underwear and smear yourself in peanut butter whilst filling in the finance application, then I'd be down with that. That'd be pretty strange but weirdly cool.
Consider this.. For the past 20 years every car I have owned has been a big boys dinky toy ( Smart cars and the like ) Why the sudden urge to get a grown ups car after all that time I think IS pretty strange !
 

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Consider this.. For the past 20 years every car I have owned has been a big boys dinky toy ( Smart cars and the like ) Why the sudden urge to get a grown ups car after all that time I think IS pretty strange !
JFDI.

You only live once,
 

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JFDI.

You only live once,
Jaws what Beaker said. One day you're gonna be dead for an awful long time.
I just had the urge to share this…..

Nothing unexplainable about that!
I have an urge everytime I see dickhead but if I carried it through I would be in jail for the rest of my life
Perfectly explainable.
All my life. Surprised I've not been arrested yet.

I do have an almost irresistable urge to own a Yamah V-MAX 1700..... and I keep toying with the idea of getting a shotgun licence.

The two may be linked.....
I had the first of the unrestricted versions of the 1200 back in the mid 90s. If that's anything to go by, get one!
 
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