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UNDERPANTS FOR SALE

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D.S.

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It appers that my insurance co. won't let me claim for my underpants damaged in my accident in Spain!
So this is rare a opportunity to procure a pair of Dirty Sanchez's traditional M&S black underpants (Y fronted).
These are the very ones worn on 24th June, during my accident in Spain (when Mr BMW came round a corner on the wrong side of the road). They are 3 months old, low mileage (although slightly torn at the gusset) & come with aftermarket Mars bar.
An investment for the future? Ideal for framing and hanging in your hallway as a classic piece of B.I.R.D memrobilia.
Offers IRO ?24
:}
 
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Gatso shy

Registered User
Charity Chance

Ideal opportunity to raise money for C.L.I.C. (BIRDS CHARIDEE)

I'll start the bidding wiv a Fiver.......

Well it's better than that bloody candle..... (or is it)




:goofy:
 
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fat bert

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Bargain~~

?24 for a barrage balloon??

Absolute bargain!!
 

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Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Joe you lying bastard! You told me you always rode Commando styleeeeeeeeeeee!

?24 sounds a bit steep to me mate - especially as it's only the stubborn understains holding the garment in question together............
 

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fat bert

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NOT A PRETTY SIGHT~~

This early in the morning Hampster

Damm you!!

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
 
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D.S.

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Bertious

Scrapper tells me that you wore those long john thingys on ya mincer Monza trip and apparently they had a flap patch at the back to allow easy access :eek: You raving shirt lifting rear admiral :f :}
 

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Wolfie

Is a lunp
joe,

you do realise that your picture has now gain 1st place in the admiral's private veiwing collection:eek: :eek: :eek:
 

Samster

chamon motherf*cker
Yeah! Shit! Sorry Joe!

FB will dream of ya marmite-motorway for ever more now
 

birdinflight

Registered User
I think this version of the pic is better

:}
 

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fat bert

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ROFLMAO

what banter!!

So what's worse?

a] Being taunted becuase of a Red Bike Seat???

or

b] Being a Fat Bastid ??
 

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birdinflight

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Hmmm...........let me think..............

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fat bert

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Steady BIF~~

Easy Tiger...................easy!!
 

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D.S.

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FB will dream of ya marmite-motorway for ever more now

nah, a little bird tells me that his fravourite picture is one of xxscrapper cleaning his bike wearing a wet t-shirt and a pair of leather "bitch" shorts covered in sudds, holding a hose in one hand and a sponge in the other :}
 
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D.S.

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Oi marmite boy

xxscrapper tells me that this is what you wear under ya leathers????:f :}
 

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fat bert

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If they were mine~~

at least they'd fit..

Unlike you Fat Lad!!

There aint enough cotton in India to weave a pair to fit you!!
 
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