Trumping

[derek kelly]

Today I have had rather a lot of wind, possibly due to Pork pie & mushy peas yesterday, we were at the house waiting for a good friend of mine to come & give a quote for some plumbing work, Bev warned me “don’t you be farting when your friend gets here” comes to something when you can’t fart in front of your friends

 

[ogr1]

We all know how much wind you generate on here.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I think farting should be an Olympic sport. I find it hilarious, always have.

 

[Squag1]

In Sunday school in the church, when we were about 9, the teacher asked one of the boys to move along the seat.
He didn't get up to do it but slid along and as he did did the movement released a long fart for the duration of the slide.

It was just about what you might see in a cartoon.

The teacher was trying to look serious without much success.

 

[Cougar377]

I think farting should be an Olympic sport. I find it hilarious, always have.

That would be one sport where women would do better than men.

 

[Pow-Lo]

That would be one sport where women would do better than men.

No arguments here.

 

[derek kelly]

Bev tells me women don’t fart, they release love puffs, I tell her I prefer farts as they smell nicer than love puffs.

 

[T.C]

Just been with the wife to have our booster jab and she needed to nip into the chemist to get some lip balm.

Whilst waiting in the checkout I felt little trouser burb slip out, silent but deadly with the emphasis on the deadly.

Wife paid her bill and we made a quick exit and as we walked out I looked behind to see a group of people all sniffing the air thinking "What the hell?" going green around the gills and all looking to blame someone standing close to them.

As soon as I got outside I could not help but

Wife having realised what had happened said "You are not on a cruise ship now having remembered I did the very same thing in the lift as I got out whilst in the Caribbean a few years ago and a woman walked in behind and then promptly walked out again.

Shit happens

 

[sr71caspar]

Shit happens

Hopefully not when you were only expecting to fart.

 

[Malone]

A shart is never a pleasant outcome