• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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sr71caspar

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As suggested before, you have the option of using the 'ignore' facility.

Sadly as a moderator I don't.
Sadly, as proven by DA, you can't put a "moderator" on ignore.

Not that I've tried, someone needs to temper your antagonistic posts.




It's a thankless task.
 

Pow-Lo

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@Jaws I seem to be the focus of a lot of the silly stuff. Hardly a thread passes where I am not dragged into it by some normally less than flattering (but not devastating) reference. It seems quite fashionable, maybe as with most fashions, it will go as quickly as it arrived.

While I'm not losing sleep over it I don't need it in my life. It would be nice to come on here and not be apprehensive about what I'm going to see.

However, if you think it will make the forum a better place I'll clear off, albeit with regret as the good stuff outweighs the pettiness big time.
I can only speak for myself here and anything else is an assumption; best put that caveat in before I start.........

I don't think anyone on here would wake up a happier man or woman (or ladyboy) to read that you had cleared off. I've said it before and I'll say it again - you have done an awful lot for people on here, sometimes complete strangers, that is well beyond the call of duty. I would go out of my way to have a mug of Earl Grey with you. However, you do have a habit of being a bit of a knob at times and, because this is written media and, therefore, extremely difficult to gauge a 'tone', it's not always apparent if you're joking or not.

There is nothing wrong with tits. Or golf. However, this is primarily a motorcycle forum and threads about them should not be discouraged or locked.
 

Pow-Lo

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Well thanks for the input guys... obviously petty bickering and childish sniping rate a fair bit higher so I will not bother
Back to the main point of this topic, I can only offer my services looking at ships, navigation, seamanship and all nautical-type issues and non-liquid cargoes.

I will forego my normal rate of £276/hour for a protein shake or a bar of 70% plain chocolate :D
 

Cougar377

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I'm happy to help with most things to do with computers - hardware and software, although I draw the line at Apple. Turn away from the Dark Side, I say....

Also anything to do with digital mapping and GPS data capture devices. Although I'm guessing that there won't be too many questions on that. :D
 

Cougar377

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Back to the main point of this topic, I can only offer my services looking at ships, navigation, seamanship and all nautical-type issues and non-liquid cargoes.

I will forego my normal rate of £276/hour for a protein shake or a bar of 70% plain chocolate :D
Fitness, mate, you can advise on that. As can I by directing questions to the great Oracle (SWMBO) who used to be a personal trainer.
 

DEG5Y

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I don't think anyone on here would wake up a happier man or woman (or ladyboy) to read that you had cleared off. I've said it before and I'll say it again - you have done an awful lot for people on here, sometimes complete strangers, that is well beyond the call of duty. I would go out of my way to have a mug of Earl Grey with you. However, you do have a habit of being a bit of a knob at times and, because this is written media and, therefore, extremely difficult to gauge a 'tone', it's not always apparent if you're joking or not.

Totally agree.
BUT
However, this is primarily a motorcycle forum
I don't know where you got that idea from!
 

Squag1

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Back to the main point of this topic, I can only offer my services looking at ships, navigation, seamanship and all nautical-type issues and non-liquid cargoes.

I will forego my normal rate of £276/hour for a protein shake or a bar of 70% plain chocolate :D
Well I have this canoe..........
 

andyBeaker

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Sadly, as proven by DA, you can't put a "moderator" on ignore.

Not that I've tried, someone needs to temper your
I can only speak for myself here and anything else is an assumption; best put that caveat in before I start.........

I don't think anyone on here would wake up a happier man or woman (or ladyboy) to read that you had cleared off. I've said it before and I'll say it again - you have done an awful lot for people on here, sometimes complete strangers, that is well beyond the call of duty. I would go out of my way to have a mug of Earl Grey with you. However, you do have a habit of being a bit of a knob at times and, because this is written media and, therefore, extremely difficult to gauge a 'tone', it's not always apparent if you're joking or not.

There is nothing wrong with tits. Or golf. However, this is primarily a motorcycle forum and threads about them should not be discouraged or locked.
if I ever get the opportunity in a future lockdown free world to visit my friends near Abergavenny I'll hold you to that cup of earl grey. You know and I know you can't be as much of a knob as you appear to be on here, as is the case with the majority of posters.

Obviously with the exception of the few that are knobs in the real world of course. They know who we i mean they are.
 

Pow-Lo

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Fitness, mate, you can advise on that. As can I by directing questions to the great Oracle (SWMBO) who used to be a personal trainer.
I can indeed and I happen to be pretty good at it. However, I'm not a professional hence me not mentioning it.

Totally agree.
BUT

I don't know where you got that idea from!
Me neither. Duh me :facepalm:
if I ever get the opportunity in a future lockdown free world to visit my friends near Abergavenny I'll hold you to that cup of earl grey. You know and I know you can't be as much of a knob as you appear to be on here, as is the case with the majority of posters.

Obviously with the exception of the few that are knobs in the real world of course. They know who we i mean they are.
Hit me up when you're coming over.

Oh, and Mrs P said she'll hoof you in the nuts for calling her a ladyboy :cunaooooo:
 

Martin L Batley

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Back to the main point of this topic, I can only offer my services looking at ships, navigation, seamanship and all nautical-type issues and non-liquid cargoes.

I will forego my normal rate of £276/hour for a protein shake or a bar of 70% plain chocolate :D
If ever I manage to find the time to take up sailing, I might take you up on help with navigation. Definitely would have to be for the chocolate though and not the £276/hr
 

ogr1

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I ride a Blackbird if that helps?
No shit sherlock.
 
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