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Todays top gardening tip

derek kelly

derek kelly

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How to feed tomato plants

1) Fill a 2gallon watering can with cold water
2) Check your hands for cuts & scratches
3) Remove the cap from a bottle of Tomorite tomato plant food
4) Fill the cap with Tomorite tomato plant food (do not overfill)
5) Scream like feck if you overfill and it gets in your cuts
6) Empty the cap full of plant food into the watering can
7) Pour over tomato plants
8) run like feck into the house and wash your hands
9) Curse & Swear and vow never to be so stupid again
10) Do exactly the same thing the next day.
 
derek kelly

derek kelly

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ianrobbo1 said:
top tip 2 get she who must be obeyed to do it!!! :rolleyes:
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You have got to be joking, I was once growing an apple tree from seed, it was about two inches tall, when she says "ooh let's have a look at it" she then held the stem between forefinger and thumb and snapped the fecker,
last year she buried my newly planted Strawberry's under a ton of horse shit, she threw away my freshly dug garlic bulbs, so she ain't going anywhere near my greenhouse.
 
Punchy

Punchy

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Mine is at the moment digging out the Laylandi hedge that I told her not to plant 4 years ago. Hang on a mo says I theres an evergreen that can be trimmed just like a privet hedge, Nope Laylandi says SWMBO.

Guess whos a smug bastard at the moment

:-:
 
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