You'll like this Today I bought

[Minkey]

Some white vinegar

 

[Cougar377]

Some white vinegar

Prosecco, you mean.

 

[ogr1]

Nil...Nada....Zilch.

 

[slim63]

PVA glue, Bostic glue, dog treats & a kinder egg …………….. have fun with that one ogri / centaur /cougar

 

[Cougar377]

PVA glue, Bostic glue, dog treats & a kinder egg …………….. have fun with that one ogri / centaur /cougar

Stick the dog treats down and it'll keep the dumb mutt amused for hours.
Same thing with the kinder egg outside a primary school (best take earplugs though, as there'll be lots of hissy fits).

 

[ogr1]

PVA glue, Bostic glue, dog treats & a kinder egg …………….. have fun with that one ogri / centaur /cougar

You're obviously entering the doggy breeding championships.
PVA glue = Small bitch doggy Trap.
Bostic glue = Big doggy Trap.
Dog treats = The lure.
Kinder egg = The 'job well done' after treats for yourself.
FFS...Don't eat the doggy treats...judges will not allow mixed breeding.

See...you can't keep ow't secret for long.

 

[Squag1]

Hang yer bananas up...last longer.
Why are they laying in yer jock strap?

Also if you separate the bananas

 

[ogr1]

Also if you separate the bananas

I only separate the husk prior to eating.
We humble humans have eaten the banana via the wrong approach for centuries...Watch any primate eat a banana and you will understand.
We are doing it the wrong way round.

 

[andyBeaker]

I only separate the husk prior to eating.
We humble humans have eaten the banana via the wrong approach for centuries...Watch any primate eat a banana and you will understand.
We are doing it the wrong way round.

I only found this out recently and it is much more efficient.

I am now confused and worried as I have not more than an hour ago split my bunch into individual bananas. I assumed as the advice was in here it must be true.

 

[johnboy]

I only separate the husk prior to eating.
We humble humans have eaten the banana via the wrong approach for centuries...Watch any primate eat a banana and you will understand.
We are doing it the wrong way round.

Yeah, by adding custard.

 

[ogr1]

Yeah, by adding custard.

That sounds disgusting.
Do you add a rusk or two as well.

 

[ogr1]

I only found this out recently and it is much more efficient.

I am now confused and worried as I have not more than an hour ago split my bunch into individual bananas. I assumed as the advice was in here it must be true.

It don't apply to you...monkey boy.

 

[DEG5Y]

I am now confused and worried as I have not more than an hour ago split my bunch into individual bananas. I assumed as the advice was in here it must be true.

That's because you're not regularly on the receiving end of your own advice!

 

[Minkey]

32gb Sd card for my camera

 

[Cougar377]

Yeah, by adding custard.

Very true. Custard should be eaten on it's own...and preferably cold.

 

[Minkey]

That sounds disgusting.
Do you add a rusk or two as well.

Totally disagree, custard and banana delicious

 

[Lee337]

What about cold custard & fish fingers?

 

[ogr1]

What about cold custard & fish fingers?

Now you're just being perverse.

 

[andyBeaker]

Very true. Custard should be eaten on it's own...and preferably cold.

Agree...but never, ever cold.

Unless in a trifle.

Or a yum yum.

Or a doughnut.

Or a tart.

 

[Cougar377]

Agree...but never, ever cold.

Unless in a trifle.

Or a yum yum.

Or a doughnut.

Or a tart.

You sir, are a bit of a twonk.