You'll like this Today I bought

[slim63]

Car insurance just waiting for it to appear on the database so I can tax it !

 

[Squag1]

Three sets of led Xmas lights and a 3m inflatable santa from the garden centre, all Xmas stuff half price.

Sadly they had sold all the mounted reindeer heads that Sing 'it'll be lonely this Christmas ' by Mud.

Aren't your neighbours lucky!

 

[Pow-Lo]

Three kilos of collagen protein, one tub of multi-vitamins and two tubs of magnesium pills.

 

[Cougar377]

Three kilos of collagen protein, one tub of multi-vitamins and two tubs of magnesium pills.

Cheaper to just buy some cheek plumper from Avon.

 

[Squag1]

Cheaper to just buy some cheek plumper from Avon.

Plumbing as well as tyres

 

[Me!]

Aren't your neighbours lucky!

Yes. As for once he went out

 

[andyBeaker]

A wifi door bell camera thingy.

A large bar of Cadbury Whole Nut for my neighbour who is feeling a bit sad.

A 5m led light kit and aluminium trunking for same.

Two led gooseneck reading lights for the bed.

40 Srixon golf balls.

A boot liner for the car.

 

[slim63]

40 Srixon golf balls.
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Ah now the truth comes out, you lose a lot !

 

[Cougar377]

Ah now the truth comes out, you lose a lot !

I didn't know Beaker had balls..?

 

[slim63]

I didn't know Beaker had balls..?

40 apparently............... greedy git

 

[Jaws]

I didn't know Beaker had balls..?

Yer, but they are an unhealthy looking pallid whit and covered in the lumps and bumps

 

[andyBeaker]

I didn't know Beaker had balls..?

If you must know, I supply some very young members at the club who are being the game on a free basis by our resident professional.

 

[jeffa]

3 clocks from Slim63 {Tony}, absolutely brilliant ,they are even better in real life than photos, I am so happy. and even more importantly so is Mrs Jeffa Thanks Tony you are very talented, Jeff

 

[Pow-Lo]

Some glucosamine sulphate for me knackered old joints. Different brand this time, has all sorts of other stuff in it like ginger and turmeric.

 

[ChrisRB]

If you must know, I supply some very young members at the club who are being the game on a free basis by our resident professional.

Is this a guess the missing word round?

I'll go for "I supply some very young members at the club who are being put on the game on a free basis by our resident professional." County Lines in reverse?

 

[slim63]

3 clocks from Slim63 {Tony}, absolutely brilliant ,they are even better in real life than photos, I am so happy. and even more importantly so is Mrs Jeffa Thanks Tony you are very talented, Jeff

Aww don't ! if my head gets any bigger I wont get in the shed to make more

Glad you like them though mate & if the boss likes them too it's all good would be interested to know what she thought of the other thing though

And it was good to finally meet you, feel free to drop in anytime you are passing

 

[jeffa]

She likes candle sticks but has non as unique as the one you gave her via me. She loves it and says thank you very much. Best Wishes, Jeff

 

[ogr1]

This...fert summer, off fleabay.

 

[Me!]

Three kilos of collagen protein, one tub of multi-vitamins and two tubs of magnesium pills.

Toppings for your daily puddings fatty?

 

[Pow-Lo]

This...fert summer, off fleabay.

I’m sure it’ll look awesome on your grandson when he grows into it.