I cannot tell a lie ,but it was I,Brytnoth of Maldon( aka" knobjockey" of the world famous Pan site).Bit dissapointed wiv me nick though as my fellow wasters at Univ of Ang did a carbon date number on them an they reckon they was last was worn by Heracticus Peredoncticus the last commander of the Roman Garrison at Colchester in around 1107 blip etc. and was well worn! Get a new pair from Primark mate! HTH.