Time to let go

[iceni]

Photos are on the thread of the meet (will transfer when I am not at work!! If I can get to them on someone elses photobucket acount!) - and Lumpy posted a pic of my burnout :-0) Twas a while ago though - all forgotten!!!!!!!

wild woman ... dont u luv em

 

[Fat Bert]

Wrong

.....Lumpy the Pineapple Meister posted a pic of my burnout :-0) Twas a while ago though - all forgotten!!!!!!!

Not forgotten - far from it

But lets have an anecdotal description - some banter - a few funny words

and a chance to post the picture again!!! and take the piss

Go for it girl

Didn't you do the Breat Cancer Ride Out thing last year with Sarah Tootifluti?

I heard that Chunky Monkey marshalled and was FORCED to wear a pink tutu all the way round? Then give us the low-down - tell the story gal!!!

[for "Derek Kelly purposes" as he won't understand the Queens English... anecdotal refers to the marginally amusing - something you wouldn't appreciate fully]

 

[derek kelly]

the Queens English...

She's German actually:f

 

[Jon and Anya]

Our first taste of a dutch bash, Sunday after the Moto GP race, bored shitless in a talk about Garmins, then a rideout in the fast group, (they had to be takin the piss with that one) being abandoned in the middle on nowhere. And, Buzz, our very own superhero with his brand new satnav came to the rescue.

Down the slip road, on the motorway, 15 mins back at the hotel, sounds good.

Off we go, hammereing down the "Sliproad" staight into a loose gravel car park, fook me that was a butt clencher.

 

[Wolfie]

Perhaps the drivel posters will migrate to tweeting on Twitter to tell the world that they've forgotten how nice corned beef tastes............ no gettin' away from the fact that nobody posts anything decent anymore, the site's gone soft.

When did somebody last post a pic of a wheelie / burnout - where's the onboard footage gone?

sorry sam no picture but the arse end of my van gave out this morning as i took the roundabout too tight, ended up going sideways whilst facing the roundabout and shouting some strange words in a weird demon like tongue something along the lines of "aaaaaarrghgfecccckk, fucccckkkshhhhhitttttt, fffffuuuuuuuuuuuckinheeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll" then there was a pause and finally a word i understood "borrox" drivers front wheel clipped the roundabout at somepoint and my arsehole was wider than the dartford tunnel, but the tailgating twat on his scooter fell off trying to stop himself from hitting the side of my van. so i stopped made sure he was alright then made him cry when i bollocked him for being so close to me in the first place. i know w08th but i was trying to drive at the time.

 

[Fat Bert]

Brilliany Wilf - just brilliant

but you forgot the bit about losing the backend under power and have to trail the brakes to stop the camper highsiding you

LOL LOL LOL

Might not be absolutely accurate - but it's a damm sight funnier read than "which is the cheapest ink cartridge for my Epsom WC-112221112000550550-c-f-t-y-h printer?"

 

[Wolfie]

but you forgot the bit about losing the backend under power and have to trail the brakes to stop the camper highsiding you

LOL LOL LOL

Might not be absolutely accurate - but it's a damm sight funnier read than "which is the cheapest ink cartridge for my Epsom WC-112221112000550550-c-f-t-y-h printer?"

all i can say it thank feck i have a crapper in the back of the van.

 

[derek kelly]

"which is the cheapest ink cartridge for my Epsom WC-112221112000550550-c-f-t-y-h printer?"

You are now getting confused Epsom is the salts you take for your constipation

 

[Fat Bert]

Really?

You following me around Mr Kelly?

Did you want a laminated picture for over your bed?

Or are you happy being a stalker?

You may have started this thread but the proper boys have taken it over so run along and play nicely yeah?

Don't be such a nuisance, there's a good little boy

 

[derek kelly]

You following me around Mr Kelly?

Did you want a laminated picture for over your bed?

Or are you happy being a stalker?

You may have started this thread but the proper boys have taken it over so run along and play nicely yeah?

Don't be such a nuisance, there's a good little boy

You not only use other people's photo's but now you are even imitating my posts, the sincerest form of flattery, I don't think I'll thank you though as to be truthful I find it embarrassing

 

[Fat Bert]

Stop ya whining

Stop ya whining ..................

and get the first pint in !

 

[derek kelly]

and get the first pint in !

What time will you get here? don't want it going flat [add a couple of hours if using Garmin]

 

[yoshibird]

What time will you get here? don't want it going flat [add a couple of hours if using Garmin]

Derek go to Swindon and Bert will find you no problem

 

[derek kelly]

Derek go to Swindon and Bert will find you no problem

Trouble is it would take me about three days to get to Swindon, having to stop for a p*ss every ten miles

 

[Fat Bert]

Suitably amended

Trouble is it would take me about three months to get to Swindon, having to stop for a p*ss every ten miles and only managing to ride at a top speed of 45mph

Reads better and more accurately DK

Anyway - can't stop - got a dogs lead to measure

 

[Fat Bert]

Time for some more

 

[Fat Bert]

and again

 

[Fat Bert]

Yep

 

[Jon and Anya]

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

 

[martin]

I get the feeling that Durex has got out of his depth with this thread.

So just to keep him happy