- If you are being paid a small fortune to make a christening cake double check the spelling of the baby's name before adding it to the cake
- Ditto if you are preparing the service cards for the church
- It doesn't matter how many times you warn people that a 13th century church in November is going to be a very cold place they will ignore you and then complain at being cold
I already knew that three ladies in the car would be incapable of a two hour journey without stopping at every services along the way