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In the News They're at it again!

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Apologies for the Daily Mail link:


If this lot are allowed to continue with impunity, I can see someone getting seriously hurt.
 

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It seems the drivers removed the idiots, themselves.
Next time I think there maybe a few slaps handed out, before people get their phones out to record.
 

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Where do I sign up? not given anyone a well deserved slap for ages and am having withdrawal symptoms
 

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It seems the drivers removed the idiots, themselves.
Next time I think there maybe a few slaps handed out, before people get their phones out to record.
That did indeed happen. Only problem is that as the ‘removers’ walked back to their cars, the hippies went back into the road.

Some slaps definitely need to be meted out. They seem to have no regard for the law so let’s see how they react to a left hook. Another problem though is that half of them are women so there would need to be plenty of women drivers prepared to start dishing out slaps.
 

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. Another problem though is that half of them are women so there would need to be plenty of women drivers prepared to start dishing out slaps.
Most of the women I know can smack just as good as the blokes, have less restraint and don't worry about the consequences, one in particular I wouldn't want to get in the way of after seeing what she can do :nut:
 

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Most of the women I know can smack just as good as the blokes, have less restraint and don't worry about the consequences, one in particular I wouldn't want to get in the way of after seeing what she can do :nut:
Does she have big tits?
 

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Surely there’s a pissed off petrol tanker driver being held up by these twats, pour a river of petrol on the road & light it, burn the useless bastards.
 

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Most of the women I know can smack just as good as the blokes, have less restraint and don't worry about the consequences, one in particular I wouldn't want to get in the way of after seeing what she can do :nut:
Back in the late 80's I had a part time second job in a pub in Aldershot called The Globetrotter, which only had 2 types of clientele - junior ranks Paras and "airborne mattresses". The Red Freds were generally not much trouble, but the wimmin were some of the most vicious forms of wildlife I've ever seen.

If you wanted to see girls fight then the Trotter was THE place for a ringside seat and it wasn't unusual to see a circle of airborne surrounding a couple of Aldershot's finest mingers giving it some serious handbagging. Stepping in to sort out the catfights when they got bloody was probably the most dangerous thing I've ever done because they'd just as likely turn on you as each other.
 
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The thing the protesters don’t seem to understand it there is plenty of sympathy for their cause but it is extinguished when they cause significant disruption to the lives of whoever happens to be the random victim of their actions. And they have no idea of who they are affecting - extreme example - surgeon on way to urgent operation on sick child. It seems that their policy is ‘we don’t give a toss’.
 

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Back in the late 80's I had a part time second job in a pub in Aldershot called The Globetrotter, which only had 2 types of clientele - junior ranks Paras and "airborne mattresses". The Red Freds were generally not much trouble, but the wimmin were some of the most vicious forms of wildlife I've ever seen.

if you wanted to see girls fight then Trotter was THE place for a ringside seat and it wasn't unusual to see a circle of airborne surrounding a couple of Aldershot's finest mingers giving it some serious handbagging. Stepping in to sort out the catfights when they got bloody was probably the most dangerous thing I've ever done because they'd just as likely turn on you as each other.
My brother in law was a pub doorman. He and his colleagues had no issue separating fighting men, but women? Not a chucking fance! He had them turn on him and his colleagues in a heartbeat for trying to stop them. He’s always said that stopping men generally isn’t an issue and after a bit of chest puffing and fist shaking, they’ll calm down and go back to their beers. Women are almost impossible to stop, vicious bastards.
 

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Yep...When I worked on the doors, blokes
got a slap and escorted off the premises.
Women, no chance...I've seen em trying to
puncture each other with their hi heels..
Using them like hammers.
 

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I've seen 5ft nothing women being dragged down aircraft steps kicking out at two armed coppers on quite a few occasions.
 

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I've seen 5ft nothing women being dragged down aircraft steps kicking out at two armed coppers on quite a few occasions.
I've heard one or two stories along those lines. I think some women do try it on in the 'knowledge' that most men are reluctant to hit a woman. Most of them are just vicious bastards, though.
 

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never had much of a problem when escorting men off the club premises, women however are a totally different angle, I still have the stiletto scars in me back to prove it :) ruined a perfectly good suit one night. Never hit a woman whilst working although was tempted at times, as has been said, vicious bastids.
 

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never had much of a problem when escorting men off the club premises, women however are a totally different angle, I still have the stiletto scars in me back to prove it :) ruined a perfectly good suit one night. Never hit a woman whilst working although was tempted at times, as has been said, vicious bastids.
Did she have big tits?
 

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No problem restraining male prisoners as they usually accept when they are beaten, women on the other hand refuse to give in & it seems the more pain you give them the harder they fight.
 
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