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[andyBeaker]

i accepted some time back that the majority on here needed to cling to some form of misguided notion that clinging on to riding motorised bicycles in their later years would make them believe they were still the seed sowing macho men that they were in their more tender years.

Whilst not condoning it p, and definitely having sympathy for that misguided notion, I have done my best to steer the afflicted toward more worthy and fulfilling ways of spending their otherwise idle hours, sadly without success.

However, perhaps a good compromise between the dark and good sides has finally been found and maybe this might encourage you poor misguided souls to do something better with their time while also pandering to their need for motorised bicycles....

 

[Squag1]

It begs the question- why are you here??
Reformed smokers comes to mind.

 

[Bluelagoona]

I think Andy overdosed on the Sanotgen again

 

[Cougar377]

I think Andy has one.

 

[Oldandbald]

Or we could buy a pair of slippers, move to the south coast and take up golf?

 

[JayTee]

Looks a lot of fun Andrew, makes me want to take up golferism .
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[slim63]

Looks a lot of fun Andrew, makes me want to take up golferism .
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Oh I dunno …………… gun bag on the front stash bag on the back, sorted

 

[JayTee]

I think Andy has one.

Yes..........but very very small and will not exceed the maximum limit of 2.5 mph it’s rumoured he’s never had it flat out.

 

[Squag1]

Who said "golf is a good walk spoiled"

 

[Bluelagoona]

Who said "golf is a good walk spoiled"

Dunno but he was right

 

[andyBeaker]

Dunno but he was right

It was Mark Twain.

And he was wrong.

 

[Cougar377]

It was Mark Twain.

And he was wrong.

Apparently not.....

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2010/05/28/golf-good-walk/

Whoever said it was definitely right, though.

 

[sr71caspar]

I think it's brilliant.

Doughnuts on the green and ripping up the fairways!

And when the socially inept golfists come to complain- you have a bag full of weapons to knock some sense into them.

 

[andyBeaker]

I think it's brilliant.

Doughnuts on the green and ripping up the fairways!

And when the socially inept golfists come to complain- you have a bag full of weapons to knock some sense into them.

At your peril...you have no idea of the forces you would unleash......

 

[Jaws]

When you think about it, W C Fields should be a possible candidate.. It is def the sort of thing he would say and the time frame is spot on
I can almost hear him drawl out the words in my head....

 

[andyBeaker]

It was Mark Twain.

I was there when he said it.