There’s nowt so odd as Gloucester folks

[DLN1965]

Gloucestershire: Bomb squad called to A&E after man gets anti-tank shell lodged up rectum

Bomb squad technicians reported to the scene after medical experts gathered fears over whether the bomb would explode.

www.gbnews.uk

 

[Jaws]

On the site's charter is a line 'to bring the facts'
Well heres a fact.. a tank shell is not a fuckin bomb..either they are friggin morons ( members of the press so probable ) or nothing more than click bait peddlers

As for the bloke with a shell up his arse, I think the site has a job for you mate.. They obviously LOVE folk with so little imagination they cannot even think of a convincing lie !

 

[wildwill]

Should've called the Bum Squad!

 

[ogr1]

A source told the Sun “He was in a considerable amount of pain. I think he collected military memorabilia.”

Up his arse?.....Feckin weirdo.

 

[DLN1965]

They obviously LOVE folk with so little imagination they cannot even think of a convincing lie !

Are you suggesting that he didn’t slip and fall while naked onto a well oiled piece of militaria ??

Receptionist at the hospital says ‘And what’s wrong with you ?’
I have a shell up my arse !
No…. I meant what the HELL is wrong with you ??? What the F@@k were you trying to do ???

And it’s a wonder someone didn’t say …. ‘RUN …. I can here ticking’

 

[Cougar377]

Nothing a hammer and a centre punch couldn't sort.......