The What Are They Saying Thread!

[johnboy]

Sunderland flying boat

 

[Duck n Dive]

Boeing 707...?

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to fly.

We have a winner

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Malone]

See, I told you they can’t flap their wings.

 

[ogr1]

I told ya helicopter pilots can't land planes.

 

[jerryt]

Reminds me of a song 'Take these Broken Wings' Mr.Mister I think!

 

[Lee337]

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

or

"Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, Oh God, I'm so depressed."

 

[andyBeaker]

“I told you Airfix glue is useless”

 

[slim63]

" i told you not to let fat Larry do a wing walk"

 

[Cougar377]

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good one" , he said.
Yeah sure, you just f*ck off to the Officers Mess for a stiff one, I'll just sit here and wait for the ground crew, ya twat.

 

[derek kelly]

“Aim for that seagull” you said
“You’ll obliterate it” you said.

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Cougar377]

.... and the seat has a special massage mode. You start it by pulling the big handle between your legs. Try it....

 

[Malone]

For the fifteenth time you slant eyed fat twat, that button doesn’t call the kitchen!

 

[jerryt]

Is that the button for parallel parking?

 

[ogr1]

Tell the press to feck off, lube up my fat arse and get me of out this feckin thing.

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Malone]

I thought you put the handbrake on.

 

[ogr1]

Are you sure it's waterproof?

 

[andyBeaker]

How long do you think we can keep it balanced like this?