The What Are They Saying Thread!

[Minkey]

new mobile helicopter valleting service

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Cougar377]

Junior officer: "This our new technique for avoiding minefields, sir".

Very senior officer: "Excellent idea. Just one question..... How do you anchor the wires on the other side of the minefield..?"

Junior officer: "Eh.... Well.... Um....".

 

[slim63]

Junior officer: "This our new technique for avoiding minefields, sir".

Very senior officer: "Excellent idea. Just one question..... How do you anchor the wires on the other side of the minefield..?"

Junior officer: "Eh.... Well.... Um....". we normally send the officers over first sir

 

[jerryt]

Time for a new challenge!


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It says that Amazon will deliver your soap today!

 

[jerryt]

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You promised me there where no strings attached!!

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Malone]

Right, we’ve caught it, you kill it, and then we can cook it and eat it.

 

[andyBeaker]

I hate these pull cord Briggs and Stratton engines.

 

[slim63]

The group on the right are saying wait until they really pull then let go

 

[Minkey]

I wish they would get the brakes fixed

 

[Cougar377]

If they fire that thing up now this tug of war is going to be a bit wild.

 

[ogr1]

Right!...We have the stud, who's gonna lead it to the mare?

 

[Malone]

How many turns are still needed on the rubber band before takeoff?

 

[Duck n Dive]

 

[Cougar377]

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Wow.! Weren't you Uncle Jesse in the Dukes of Hazzard once..?

Yeah..... Weren't you the Prime Minister once.?

 

[ogr1]

Boris: 'You've just dropped one.....haven't ya!'

 

[slim63]

Bloke on the left has just told Boris "listen fella I am the driver, you throw the bins in the back"

 

[Malone]

Fuck off we ain’t having a party in the back

 

[Squag1]

Vote for you, like fk...