Thought I'd kick it off with a couple of howlers....
'Avoid using the microwave to get faster internet' - Ofcom.
So does that mean...
a) Not using your microwave will speed up your broadband.
Or
b) Stop trying to use your microwave to speed up your broadband.
"Red eyes may be a sign that someone is infected" - Hospital in America.
Good to know now that we have hundreds of thousands of knackered, overworked NHS, emergency and key workers, plus the hay-fever season about to hit.
'Avoid using the microwave to get faster internet' - Ofcom.
So does that mean...
a) Not using your microwave will speed up your broadband.
Or
b) Stop trying to use your microwave to speed up your broadband.
"Red eyes may be a sign that someone is infected" - Hospital in America.
Good to know now that we have hundreds of thousands of knackered, overworked NHS, emergency and key workers, plus the hay-fever season about to hit.