The night emma locked herself out

[Crozzers]

One night, during the cloggers social gathering, Emma decides to use the toilet in her room as the public ones were full c7u8
Emma does her business, then, for some strange unknown reason, she decided to venture out onto the balcony. Taking in the illuminated Blackpool view, she sighs with pleasure to herself then, decides to join the rest of the group downstairs.................... She attempts to open the door she just came out of.........BUT


















OH NO! The feckin thing wont open! :xm She trys it again, but, NO! ITS STUCK. :B
She comtemplates what to do next as shes pulling the handle so hard, it nearly comes off in her hand. No, no good, its stuck. :h
After 15 minutes of deep thought and freezing cold wind AND no-one came to look for her(as she thought) :violin: she spots a man walking his dog on the street below.....
"Excuse me!" she shouts, "Can you please go into the reception and inform them im locked out?" The kind man did just that and before you know it, EMMAS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blush: She rejoins the group 20 minutes later. :}
And no, im not making it up.

 

[Fat Bert]

ROFL!!

and where was the caring RHINO?

In the bar no doubt....supping ale........SELF SELF SELF

Least he could have brought you was an ICE CREAM!!!!!!

 

[Punchy]

One night, during the cloggers social gathering, Emma decides to use the toilet in her room as the public ones were full .

Sounds just like Donnington at the MotoGP....
and I thought Blackpool doss houses would have flush bogs by now

:loo: :loo: :loo:

 

[RHINO]

SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


She went outside for a crafty cig, even though she's given up!!! :-:

 

[Fat Bert]

RHINO~~~~

SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


She went outside for a crafty cig, even though she's given up!!! :-:

It just gets better!!

 

[tootyfluti]

Emma, you missed out the bit about falling over the fence, Oh how we laughed :} :} :}

 

[Crozzers]

SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


She went outside for a crafty cig, even though she's given up!!! :-:

Erm.............. Excuse me!
No i did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man8um

 

[Crozzers]

It slipped my mind

Emma, you missed out the bit about falling over the fence, Oh how we laughed :} :} :}

Ooooops...... I seemed to have missed out the most important bit.... c7u8

Yes, i didnt see the little DIY fence which i went flying over and then had to sit through the rest of the night with dirty stains all over my jeans and a big bruise on my knee g0551p

 

[bitontheside]

Bugger - I never knew anything about that - it would have given me something else to take the piss out of besides your accent!
Remember - Rhino is from Cheshire!

 

[RHINO]

Bugger - I never knew anything about that - it would have given me something else to take the piss out of besides your accent!
Remember - Rhino is from Cheshire!

YEH, not MANCHISTORR-----------aka 'Manchester'

 

[Crozzers]

Oi

OI, leave my accent alone...... :t

And you stay out of it Johnny, you should know better. :t :t

 

[Fat Bert]

Emma

Saw this and thought of you!!


hat......coat................gone

 

[Crozzers]

Hmmmmmmmmm, funny you should say that, cause I thought of you when i saw this............. :}

 

[Fat Bert]

Emma~~

TART!!!....................

 

[derek kelly]

A couple of years ago one of our Governors was attending a course, incidentally in Blackpool, during the night he left his room for some reason but he was stark naked, when he returned to his room his door had shut, so he had to find something to cover his modesty, and get the reception staff to let him in.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Derek, unfortunatly Emma was fully dressed, :xm
maybe if she hadnt been, someone would have come to her aid earlier!!!