The Lynx effect

[derek kelly]

That advert on tele is true, and I have first hand experience of it, after my shower I gave myself a good spraying with 'Lynx Africa' then when I was out walking the women were flocking round me, it was quite embarrassing really I was having to fight them off, some of them were really persistent, barely dressed as well, wonder they didn't catch cold....anyway I don't think I'm going back to Chapeltown again.

 

[Coggy]

Try Moss Side...

They'll probably shoot you

 

[chuffmeister]

does anyone walk thru Chapletown anymore ???? 8l1nd

 

[Geoff James]

I have the same problem Derek - carry it in my gym bag. At least it doesn't have the same effect on blokes, phew , but fighting off the attentions of female gym-goers is another matter.

I bought a pair of Jaguar spectacles a couple of years ago as the advert implied that you would have to beat women off with a stick. When I wore them for the first time, I drew them to the attention of a rather attractive woman at work and got the response "It will take more than used car parts on your face to turn me on mate". Rather hurtful I thought, but it does expose marketing people in their true light.

Geoff

 

[Barsteward]

I have it on good authority that "essence of Grimsby docks" works just as well in Chapletown.................... and it's cheaper

 

[Gerrard]

Lynx Affect

mmmmm I used to buy Ugly Pills to fight the women away....you can still get them from the chemist.
Cheers Paul.

 

[KevKing]

Use beer, :beer: its cheaper than ugly pills and then they dont look ubly either!

 

[gypsy]

reminds me of the new breathalyser being tested in Scotland!!