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johnboy

rather fond of a cream bun
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Can I just pretend I'm going to do it as no one will see me and the sheep will just think I've gone mad.
 

johnboy

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Quite a few in the freezers, and a slack handfull in the field.



OK, the freezers are actually in an out building so technically none indoors.
 

johnboy

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yeah, that's where they live, they prefer grassy fields over carpeted houses.
 

johnboy

rather fond of a cream bun
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Pay attention, we have already established the dead ones are in the freezers which are located, where? .........










that's right an out building.




Do we carpet the out building? No, no we don't.
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Pay attention, we have already established the dead ones are in the freezers which are located, where? .........










that's right an out building.




Do we carpet the out building? No, no we don't.

Easy tiger....Just joshing wiv u...lol.
 

johnboy

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I see wot you did there, tiger.

That's the trouble with text it never comes across how it was said in my mind.





but seriously the dead ones are in the freezers.:ghost::lily:


***Admins, why are there no dead sheep emojis?***
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Pay attention, we have already established the dead ones are in the freezers which are located, where? .........

that's right an out building.




Do we carpet the out building? No, no we don't.

Why are they called "out" buildings..?

Surely all buildings are "out". Never seen a building that was "in". :sherlock:
 

ogr1

I can still see ya.....
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Maybe the 'Grand old duke of york' can help him...
All together now....'and when they were in, they were in'...and when they were out.......:D
 

johnboy

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Oh FFS I've set an alarm for 19:59 I'll pop out an scare the sheep with me clapping.
 

ogr1

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Actually...What a nice serene thought..
Observing all those little innocent lambs, grazing on Gods green carpet whilst watching the sun go down.
Oblivious to the perils of the Sunday lunch & laying peacefully next to the mint sauce.
Makes a lot of sense compared to the rest of the world.:D
 

johnboy

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I knew this would happen.
 

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