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Discussion in 'Coffee Shop' started by andyBeaker, Mar 26, 2020 at 2:42 PM.

  1. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

  2. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    Can I just pretend I'm going to do it as no one will see me and the sheep will just think I've gone mad.
     
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  3. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    How many sheep you got in your house?
     
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  4. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    Quite a few in the freezers, and a slack handfull in the field.



    OK, the freezers are actually in an out building so technically none indoors.
     
  5. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    So...Clap yer feckin heart out then.:D
     
  6. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    but the live ones will think I've gone mad.
     
  7. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    I think you will be able to pull the wool over their eyes.:rolleyes:
    Sorry! I'll get me coat.
     
  8. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    :confused::eek:
     
  9. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    yeah, that's where they live, they prefer grassy fields over carpeted houses.
     
  10. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Well...I would'nt like to trample about on my dead relatives either.:risas3:
     
  11. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    Pay attention, we have already established the dead ones are in the freezers which are located, where? .........










    that's right an out building.




    Do we carpet the out building? No, no we don't.
     
  12. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Easy tiger....Just joshing wiv u...lol.
     
  13. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    I see wot you did there, tiger.

    That's the trouble with text it never comes across how it was said in my mind.





    but seriously the dead ones are in the freezers.:ghost::lily:


    ***Admins, why are there no dead sheep emojis?***
     
  14. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Please stop!...Your f@@kin killing me...:risas3:
     
  15. Cougar377

    Cougar377 Express elevator to hell Club Sponsor

    Why are they called "out" buildings..?

    Surely all buildings are "out". Never seen a building that was "in". :sherlock:
     
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  16. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Maybe the 'Grand old duke of york' can help him...
    All together now....'and when they were in, they were in'...and when they were out.......:D
     
  17. andyBeaker

    andyBeaker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Club Sponsor

    One of the biggest thread hijacks of all time:cool:
     
  18. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    Oh FFS I've set an alarm for 19:59 I'll pop out an scare the sheep with me clapping.
     
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  19. ogr1

    ogr1 I can still see ya..... Club Sponsor

    Actually...What a nice serene thought..
    Observing all those little innocent lambs, grazing on Gods green carpet whilst watching the sun go down.
    Oblivious to the perils of the Sunday lunch & laying peacefully next to the mint sauce.
    Makes a lot of sense compared to the rest of the world.:D
     
  20. johnboy

    johnboy rather fond of a cream bun Club Sponsor

    I knew this would happen.
     

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