2021
Listen, don't mention the year.
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.
I know he'll say he didn't start it.
But he did, he
invaded Poland
Sorry I mean, asked what year it was.
So, welcome to the year, your year, I hope it's a happy one and you enjoy it.
Damm, said it again....... He'll end up in tears, moderators can be like that - no sense of humour.
I know, he'll love this.....
"it's 2021 in the Garden of England, fact"
What?, why should I do Beaker instead?
"it's the 1960s and I'm a geriatric hippy, peace and Luv man"
What's that smell?
Eh, Pow Lo? - what's he eating now? The farts will blow us into 2025.
Yes, I know what time it is. You can tell from that twisted metal clock, the piston is ten degrees after top dead centre. Slim chance it's right though.
Where was I?
Oh yes, moderators vich must be obeyed at all times vitout question.
Spledid, that's settled then.
Now, what should I do with this random link to something on the Internet?
Yes, yes, yes, I'll let the Leprechaun have it.
Yes dear, I've done it.........