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Cougar377

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I'm getting really fecked off with the number of 2 and 4 wheeled f*ckwits who think it's fine to ignore red lights and speed everywhere after dark.
The roads are quiet and plod has their hands full catching Covidiots, but it's not a flecking free for all.

Tonight I nearly decorated the car bonnet with some twat on a food delivery moped and had to take evasive action from some dickhead in an SUV... both of them thought he could drive casually through a red at junctions in town.
 

Pow-Lo

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I'm getting really fecked off with the number of 2 and 4 wheeled f*ckwits who think it's fine to ignore red lights and speed everywhere after dark.
The roads are quiet and plod has their hands full catching Covidiots, but it's not a flecking free for all.

Tonight I nearly decorated the car bonnet with some twat on a food delivery moped and had to take evasive action from some dickhead in an SUV... both of them thought he could drive casually through a red at junctions in town.
Pity the twats didn’t meet each other.
 

slim63

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I'm getting really fecked off with the number of 2 and 4 wheeled f*ckwits who think it's fine to ignore red lights and speed everywhere after dark.
The roads are quiet and plod has their hands full catching Covidiots, but it's not a flecking free for all.

Tonight I nearly decorated the car bonnet with some twat on a food delivery moped and had to take evasive action from some dickhead in an SUV... both of them thought he could drive casually through a red at junctions in town.
Now you see the advantage of driving a beat up old banger like mine you don't have to stop, hit a twat like the ones you describe & all its going to do is a couple of hundred quids worth of improvements ;)

A favourite of mine is on a notorious roundabout near here there are 2 lanes as you come off that go into 1, I stay in the left where you are supposed to be the right hand one cuts into that, dickheads try to use it as somewhere to overtake & bully there way in front of my little tonka toy car
Its fecking hilarious watching their faces when they realize I am not giving way no matter what, shiny 20 grand bmw/audi/merc against a beat up 200 quid yaris, i am going to win that fight every time :campeon::jaja-no:
 

Cougar377

Express elevator to hell
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Now you see the advantage of driving a beat up old banger like mine you don't have to stop, hit a twat like the ones you describe & all its going to do is a couple of hundred quids worth of improvements ;)

A favourite of mine is on a notorious roundabout near here there are 2 lanes as you come off that go into 1, I stay in the left where you are supposed to be the right hand one cuts into that, dickheads try to use it as somewhere to overtake & bully there way in front of my little tonka toy car
Its fecking hilarious watching their faces when they realize I am not giving way no matter what, shiny 20 grand bmw/audi/merc against a beat up 200 quid yaris, i am going to win that fight every time :campeon::jaja-no:
I don't know how many times I've told the wife that I'm going to trade the car for an old ex mil Landie and drive with the same "I feckin' dare ya" attitude.
 
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