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speak to me lumpy

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marcella

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hi mate im just home from a gig and thought no sod was about :eek: have you probs sleeping or is there a dire need to visit the forum:yo:
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Im here. Spent all week away in the feckin truck and now spent all day grafting on the house and me boat. seems to be the only free time of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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marcella

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hi martin:yo: my bro's a driver in corby, he keeps the weirdest of hours, eats all kinds a shit and party,s like an animal?

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he does eat yorkie bars and im positive iv heard him play country and western on his cd:dunno:
does that make him a real trucker then:}
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Yorky bars yes, but unless he's got AC/DC, Guns & Roses, Deep Purple, Rainbow etc in his cab cd collection, a real trucker he aint!!! lol :yo:

I find all of the above plus 44t of artic very soothing when it comes to keeping calm behind the wheel :}

Does ya bro drive for corby chilled???
 
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marcella

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martin said:
Yorky bars yes, but unless he's got AC/DC, Guns & Roses, Deep Purple, Rainbow etc in his cab cd collection, a real trucker he aint!!! lol :yo:

I find all of the above plus 44t of artic very soothing when it comes to keeping calm behind the wheel :}

Does ya bro drive for corby chilled???
no martin he did drive for someone called walpoles but hes doing some tipper work for someone at the mo his name is kenny blandford, a big huge lump of a man, loud and raucious but the heart of a pussy if you meet him any where tell him you know shaun and i'll bet he buys you lunch:yo:
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
If he's gonna buy me lunch i'll go and find him tomorrow!!!!! lol. I'll keep a look out for him.

Right im off to move our german sheppard off the bed and climb in next to the rotwieller with curlers!!!!!!

Speak to ya latter mate

Martin
 
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marcella

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take care martin, and watch out for the roadscum and remember that old trucker anthem, eastbound and down loaded up and truckin! makes me wish i'd passed me fookin test:bow: fook the bandit i want to be the snowman:yo:
 
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marcella

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cheers lumpy for your intelectual conversation8l1nd stimulating as it was? i'v got to go to bed! and after that mate feel free to rip me to pieces tomorrow before i wake up cos i'll feel no pain and i certainly wont hold any grudges:beer:
take care peeps
:k
 

Codbasher

Registered User
marcella said:
take care martin, and watch out for the roadscum and remember that old trucker anthem, eastbound and down loaded up and truckin! makes me wish i'd passed me fookin test:bow: fook the bandit i want to be the snowman:yo:

That got me thinking....

Can any of you Truckers remember back and recall some of the rather well know CB names we used to get on the M/ways...........Gaylord sprigs to mind, man that guy was feckin funny..

Thaen you had that pair around Heathrow, always used to talk to each in the 1940's pilot type talk...

Those were the days..... Think my one was TRAMPUS

Sad I know, cue certain people and thier piss taking........ :eek:
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
saaado!! :lol: trampuss :} ha ha ha "good buddy" :rolleyes: my arse you should see some of these "I'm the greatest cos I've a class1" drivers when you drive to the front of a que at the docks and start unloading,!! near crying their eyes out!! :} or their busy trying to make the waggon as awkward as possible to overtake, cos "I'm doing 56 mph and no one should go faster" :wank:
sorry the days of the "PROPER" waggon driver is WELL over, any dick-head seems to be able to get a licence nowadays, :bang:
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Cheers for that Ian, I just love being called a 'dickhead'. ( I am now reaching for some soothing music from AC/DC) You dont work for Asda rdc-frozen do you??? That bunch of twats seem to take the same view :wank:

Cods, there seems to be that much crap on the cb these days that I dont really bother, unless im stuck in traffic.

Right off to play some more with me boat.

TTFN all

Oh Ian mate :f
 

Codbasher

Registered User
Ian you must be next one up from White Van man :f

Drive the biggest, be the best, and yeah its great fun pissing others off with your size................... :rolleyes:

Oh happy days.

But do have to agree, the days of trucking as we knew it are over.
 
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marcella

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lumpy said:
Just logged on for a couple of minutes to type a non sensical post and then crashed out. I didn't dwell for long :k

I had just got back in from the IOG.
haha! no probs lumpy:yo: i was wide awake and full of chat mate and no bugger to talk to:dunno: :beer: thanks to martin tho:bow:
 

bub1664

eddie yates mate
lumpy said:
Just logged on for a couple of minutes to type a non sensical post and then crashed out. I didn't dwell for long :k

I had just got back in from the IOG.

are you a groundsman then mac
 
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