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Spammer on Skype.. you are gonna LOVE this !!

Jaws

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Folks, just had one of those scamming arseholes on Skype.. Took a leaf from a sceptics book and went for it :-0)

This is a cut and paste from the skype conversation:


[09:18:52] Lizzy: hi how are activies in life today (handshake) (tmi)
[09:49:00] John Jaws: And you are ?
[09:50:57] Lizzy: hello
[09:51:01] Lizzy: good day to you
[09:51:13] Lizzy: am Lizzy wishing you good day
[09:51:25] John Jaws: Why ?
[09:52:33] John Jaws: This is not John Smith, I am detective constable Adams
[09:52:36] John Jaws: How did you know the deceased ?
[09:52:55] Lizzy: oh i see
[09:52:59] Lizzy: how are you
[09:53:04] Lizzy: and how is your day then
[09:53:12] John Jaws: Please answer the question
[09:53:17] John Jaws: This is a murder scene
[09:53:28] Lizzy: what decrease
[09:53:33] Lizzy: oh i see
[09:53:34] Lizzy: good
[09:53:59] John Jaws: Good ? So you knew the victim and you are glad he is dead ??
[09:55:19] John Jaws: Please answer the question, how did you know the victim ?
[09:55:59] Lizzy: yes
[09:56:12] Lizzy: i know and what are you trying to ask me?
[09:56:38] John Jaws: How did you know the victim ? Business or social ?
[09:57:01] Lizzy: oh i9 donot know what youy mkean right
[09:57:16] Lizzy: and if you are not happy about my letter yjust bye
[09:57:21] John Jaws: Are you messing me about ?
[09:57:48] John Jaws: I am a police officer, I must ask you once again to reply to the question.
[09:58:04] Lizzy: what question
[09:58:24] Lizzy: i donot know your question and i donot know any one you Are talking of okay\
[09:58:29] John Jaws: How did you know the deceased ?
[09:59:03] Lizzy: i am new in skype and was trying my skype search and i came a cross of you
[09:59:16] Lizzy: and i donot know why you are asking me all thiese
[09:59:39] John Jaws: Because you have come up on the victims contact list..
[09:59:56] John Jaws: I think I need some details from you so your local police force can contact you
[10:00:40] Lizzy: oh i see
[10:01:26] John Jaws: Full name, full address and why you contacted the deceased
[10:03:15] John Jaws: Are you still there ?
[10:03:58] John Jaws: I shall have Skype trace you location.
[10:04:11] John Jaws: The local police will be in touch soon


At which time I blocked any further contact !
 
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Glenman

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Mr John Jaws, I knnoows where youus lives.

Lots of luuves,
Lizzy :k:k
 

Jaws

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LOL !!!!

Anddddd.....

Just had a cavity wall insulation firm fone up..
Asked them where they got the number from as it is a home office safe house !
The muppet believed me and apologised before slamming the fone down !!

Ohhh,, SOOOOOOO much fun and so cheap too ! LOL !!
 
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