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Songs

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Dawn has already got the lyrics for Running bear, what other songs do we want the lyrics to so we can have a jolly good sing song during the wee small hours?
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
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How about ..."The Philosophers song" ???

"Oh, John Stewart Mill, of his own free will,
on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could put it away.
Half a pint of whiskey every day."

Works for me mate,

LOL

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... Dont forget "The lumberjacks song" !!:rolleyes:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Just for you Dave.

The Philosophers Song - Monty Python
The Philosopher's Song (Monty Python)

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could drink you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
SOCRATES, HIMSELF, WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Hall drank whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
 
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