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slim63

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Surely petrol fumes are 'hydro carbon vapours'?

Try flicking a lit fag at that!

just to give you something to think about ..............;)

I have welded up numerous diesel & petrol tanks after the pikey's had smacked a hole in them to get the fuel out, welding is plenty hot enough to set light to either fuel, but no bangs so far & I'm still intact :D

Let us know when you have worked out how :p
 

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just to give you something to think about ..............;)

I have welded up numerous diesel & petrol tanks after the pikey's had smacked a hole in them to get the fuel out, welding is plenty hot enough to set light to either fuel, but no bangs so far & I'm still intact :D

Let us know when you have worked out how :p
I am still amazed that anybody thinks it is anything but dumb to wander round a Heath Robinson fuel set up with a fag in their mouth.

All this stuff around 'diesel doesn't ignite' etc. doesn't make it sensible whichever way you look at it.
 

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I am still amazed that anybody thinks it is anything but dumb to wander round a Heath Robinson fuel set up with a fag in their mouth.

All this stuff around 'diesel doesn't ignite' etc. doesn't make it sensible whichever way you look at it.

Fair enough, if its beyond your mental capability to work out ...................:p
 

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I am still amazed that anybody thinks it is anything but dumb to wander round a Heath Robinson fuel set up with a fag in their mouth.

All this stuff around 'diesel doesn't ignite' etc. doesn't make it sensible whichever way you look at it.
Diesel doesn't ignite, you pillock. It's the hydrocarbon vapours that ignite, not the liquid. I've explained it once already and Slim has given you enough hints. Do some proper research and learn something instead of carpet-bombing the rest of us with your ignorance.
 

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Diesel doesn't ignite, you pillock. It's the hydrocarbon vapours that ignite, not the liquid. I've explained it once already and Slim has given you enough hints. Do some proper research and learn something instead of carpet-bombing the rest of us with your ignorance.
So you are saying it is a good idea to wander round a Heath Robinson fuel set up??
 

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So you are saying it is a good idea to wander round a Heath Robinson fuel set up??
Stop deflecting, bell-end. I have neither said, written, intimated nor indicated any such thing. What I have done is stated that it is incredibly difficult to ignite hydrocarbon vapours with a fag-end, explained why this is the case and, on the basis of the foregoing told you not to believe everything you see in the movies.

What you've been suggesting is the same sort of bell-endery that prohibits the use of cell phones on fuel station forecourts.

Like I've said above, do some research and learn something.
 
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andyBeaker

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Stop deflecting, bell-end. I have neither said, written, intimated nor indicated any such thing. What I have done is stated that it is incredibly difficult to ignite hydrocarbon vapours with a fag-end, explained why this is the case and, on the basis of the foregoing told you not to believe everything you see in the movies.

What you've been suggesting is the same sort of bell-endery that prohibits the use of cell phones on fuel station forecourts.

Like I've said above, do some research and learn something.
And if you care to track back I never disagreed with you.

What I find bizarre is your endless droning on about combustibility of diesel.

Simple question - do you think it is a good idea to smoke a fag around anything involving fuel, particularly a Heath Robinson contraption like that in the original video?
 

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And if you care to track back I never disagreed with you.

What I find bizarre is your endless droning on about combustibility of diesel.

Simple question - do you think it is a good idea to smoke a fag around anything involving fuel, particularly a Heath Robinson contraption like that in the original video?

Its only a good idea if you smoke, if you don't its a really bad idea that might make you cough a bit :D
 

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And if you care to track back I never disagreed with you.

What I find bizarre is your endless droning on about combustibility of diesel.

Simple question - do you think it is a good idea to smoke a fag around anything involving fuel, particularly a Heath Robinson contraption like that in the original video?
You’re the one droning on with your imbecilic insistence on asking stupid questions instead of paying attention to what we’re trying to tell you.

Furthermore, my comments have been on the combustibilty of hydrocarbon vapours, not specifically diesel.

Muppet.
 

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You’re the one droning on with your imbecilic insistence on asking stupid questions instead of paying attention to what we’re trying to tell you.

Furthermore, my comments have been on the combustibilty of hydrocarbon vapours, not specifically diesel.

Muppet.
But it is you that took the debate off in a different direction.

I am more than happy to be 'told' something if it relates to something I have said.

Why don't you just answer the question??
 

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But it is you that took the debate off in a different direction.

I am more than happy to be 'told' something if it relates to something I have said.

Why don't you just answer the question??
No, I didn’t. You carpet-bombed us with BS and ignorance and I corrected it.

Oh yes, your question: as Slim said, it’s a bad idea if you’re a non-smoker because it’s unhealthy. Aside from that, it’s neither nor because it makes no difference because the fag is extremely unlikely to ignite the vapour.
 

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No, I didn’t. You carpet-bombed us with BS and ignorance and I corrected it.

Oh yes, your question: as Slim said, it’s a bad idea if you’re a non-smoker because it’s unhealthy. Aside from that, it’s neither nor because it makes no difference because the fag is extremely unlikely to ignite the vapour.
Which still hasn't answered the question.

Dogs breath.
 

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I give up. Seriously. I give up. I’ve been warned about arguing with idiots; first of all they drag you down to their level and then hammer you with experience. Did I listen? No. And now my f’ing head hurts!
 

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As a younger child than I am now, I have thrown diesel on a roaring camp fire in the woods and nearly put it out as good as throwing a bucket of water on it.

5 min later, when the diesel had heated up enough to ignite, it was merrily blazing out of control.(y):cool::D
 

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Time you two had a hug :abrazo: and made up :b2:.

Actually....no. It's far more entertaining this way. (y):D
 

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I give up. Seriously. I give up. I’ve been warned about arguing with idiots; first of all they drag you down to their level and then hammer you with experience. Did I listen? No. And now my f’ing head hurts!
You keep banging on about me but all I have ever asked is for you to answer the question.

It's not my fault that you are depressed about buying a diesel, don't take it out on me.
 
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