some solutions

[derek kelly]

To my problem of grass growning in my gutters

A) Take all my guttering down

B) put my cats on the roof to stop the Birds perching on there

C) Take my dogs for a walk on the roof so they can pee in the gutters, well their piss kills my lawn

D) put a sign on my roof saying no birds allowed

E) buy another lawnmower.

 

[mickyb999]

Just

get rid of the gutters problem solved :dunno:

 

[RHINO]

DK, just remove the roof.. Cabriolet house, you'll be the envy of the neighbourhood.

 

[Grey Wolf]

Why Not

Turn the Gutters upside down
and use the grass as curtains c7u8

 

[ianrobbo1]

DK, just remove the roof.. Cabriolet house, you'll be the envy of the neighbourhood.

Derek if you have any roof slates for sale, I`d be VERY interested,!!

 

[Jaws]

Sprinkle gin along the gutters.. at least it will come up half cut

 

[Grey Wolf]

Me Too

Derek if you have any roof slates for sale, I`d be VERY interested,!!

DD said I had a Slate off ? c7u8

 

[RHINO]

Buy a Giraffe, they'll eat the grass quite happily and their crap you can put on ya roses.. AND when it dies you can skin it and make a fancy seat for your BB when it arrives and a new 3 piece suite....

 

[ianrobbo1]

DD said I had a Slate off ? c7u8

Del, m8, they said slate "LOOSE" not off!!

 

[Grey Wolf]

IAN

Nah M8

Del, m8, they said slate "LOOSE" not off!!

She said it was loose last week

but today she said it's totaly gone c7u8 c7u8

 

[skippy]

And you thought you had problems Ned

 

[ianrobbo1]

:bow: :bow: see somewhere theres always someone worse off than you,!!! :}
feckin ace Skip!! :bow: now how do I get "slavered" chocolate out of a keyboard??? :xm

 

[RHINO]

And this is heavier than a goat or 3

 

[Mozza]

get a roll of chicken wire, cut it into long strips the width of your gutter and lay it over the gutter, with the edges just overlapping the sides, hey presto, no more grass, leaves, tennis balls, golf balls or any other shit that causes your gutters to block up mate. works a bloody treat. done it for years. can't even see it if you do it tidy enough.

cheers
Mozza

 

[Punchy]

To my problem of grass growning in my gutters.

If the grass is GROWNING so loud can I suggest you wear earplugs!!!

g0551p

Then of course you could always think positive and grow some REAL grass up there and blame wild birds for sowing them?

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