Sodding Parking Tickets!!

[Fat Bert]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in the main Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.



When I came out there was a cop, writing out a parking ticket.



I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.



I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.



So I called him a piece of dog doo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.



Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.



The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.






















































Personally, I didn't mind. I came into town by bus.

 

[Punchy]

LMNO

Sometimes you can be a real bastid Bert

k1ap
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[bitontheside]

LMNO

Sometimes you can be a real bastid Bert

k1ap
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Punchy mate - get real. Bert is too posh to go on a bus!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Punchy mate - get real. Bert is too posh to go on a bus!

behave Bots, :t he THINKS he's too posh to go on a bus!!

 

[Coggy]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in the main Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.


When I came out there was a cop, writing out a parking ticket.


I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.


I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.



So I called him a piece of dog doo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.


Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.


The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.



Personally, I didn't mind. I came into town by bus.

So what was your car doing on double yellow lines then?
%$fan

 

[Punchy]

Punchy mate - get real. Bert is too posh to go on a bus!

I thought it possible myself given that the weather forecast is for snow and he might be testing out his OAP bus pass

:dunno:
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[Fat Bert]

Get Real!!

It was only a joke!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

WAS IT???? or "was it"???

 

[Punchy]

It was only a joke!!

Wish you would tell us when your going to post a joke Bert...

otherwise we dont know when to laugh :dunno:

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[Fat Bert]

LOL

Why break the habit of a lifetime?

 

[derek kelly]

Isn't this in the wrong section?

 

[Coggy]

Here's me thinking "Coffee Shop" was about real life

:bang:

 

[derek kelly]

Here's me thinking "Coffee Shop" was about real life

:bang:

What we class as fiction, fudgey classes as real life.

 

[Punchy]

Isn't this in the wrong section?

We should really debate that concept Derek.
If as Bert says its a 'joke' then it should have been posted in the 'Iffy Section' however if its a true life story then it would be OK to post in this section. Some members of the forum may advance the theory that Bert himself is a 'joke' in which case should he only post in the 'Iffy Pics and Jokes Section'.

Bit of a dilemma :dunno:

Maybe we should hold a poll :dunno:
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