So what do you get

[ianrobbo1]

I work for one of the worlds biggest firms, "still shit" and I use a pen every day!! good old "I stress OLD" technoligy!! we have hand held input terminals yet have to write EVERY bloody thing down !! :bang: as they are SO reliable "NOT"

 

[SILVERONE]

2 years after they realized I'd done 25 years I got a crapy, off center photocopied certificate.

For the most improved service we (as a team of 25) got the same, mind you it wasn't hard as we was really a shit service before :wank: .

When I got employee of the month I came equal 1st with 4 others and we got a ?10 M&S voucher between us :xm

Just as it happens " anyone want a job ?" (see below) then phone me if interested


RANGER
(South Sheffield Area)
Permanent post


Parks, Woodlands and Countryside
SUG 3/4 (?15,675 - ?19,656) plus 14% shift pay
37 hours per week to a rota system


Based within the Parks, Woodlands and Countryside Ranger Service this is an exciting opportunity to join the South Sheffield Ranger Team. The post will cover the area?s key, city and district parks and woodlands, and will provide valuable support to several projects and community groups.

Experience in team and lone working, community working, urban parks regeneration, practical conservation, patrolling, environmental education, leading walks, talks and events, project management, partnership working and good communication skills at all levels are all essential elements of the post. You should be able to demonstrate a flexible, dynamic approach with a strong commitment to working with disadvantaged groups and individuals, and experience of sustainable green space management.

Appropriate qualifications (including full driving licence) plus at least one year?s relevant experience, or 3 years? relevant experience are required.

The nature of the service requires regular evening, weekend and bank holiday working.

Due to the nature of the work this post is subject to a CRB check.

Informal enquiries to John Amos, telephone (0114) 2839195.

Closing date: 28/7/05
Interview date: 30/8/05
Further details and an application form from:
DEL Personnel Section, 2-10 Carbrook Hall Road, Sheffield S9 2DB.
Telephone: 0114 273 5975.

 

[bub1664]

something like this john

 

[SILVERONE]

something like this john

No that looks far to sophisticated, Daren and where is his fag :-:

 

[bub1664]

sitting in a cave with boo boo

 

[Allan]

After 25 years we get a 'long service -good conduct' medal and some blue and white ribbon to have stuck on the front of your uniform.

Theres a presentation evening held at HQ when the Chief hands your medal to you and you have your mug shot taken.

There's a slap up meal laid on and of course you take your nearest and dearest with you.

However, the chief hasnt a bloody clue who you are and would have only ever come into contact with you if you were in the shit and were before him for a bollocking or the sack.

So - as I mean nothing to him, he means the same to me so I told them to stick it and send me the medal through the post - they did.

There's a caring organisation for you, couldnt be bothered to ask why?:wank: and they wonder why moral is only found under the carpet.

Oh well, roll on Jan 2007 and I can leave for good, ye ha...:yo:

Buzz.

 

[derek kelly]

At least they make some sort of effort to let you know that you are valued, our DG knows me better than our own governor does, and when he visits Wakefield if he sees me makes some effort to talk to me, whereas the governor seems to think he is above all that, we are currently running one member of staff short on nights and have been since Sunday, but the Governor will not answer any memo's we send him regarding the health & safety issues involved, and it would appear he has instructed the lesser Governors not to discuss it with us, as when it is mentioned to them they just give blank looks, mind you that is normal practice for them as they are brain dead anyway.

Now how long should I wait before reminding them that I have now served 25 years?

 

[Fat Bert]

Excellent

After 25 years we get a 'long service -good conduct' medal and some blue and white ribbon to have stuck on the front of your uniform.

Theres a presentation evening held at HQ when the Chief hands your medal to you and you have your mug shot taken.

There's a slap up meal laid on and of course you take your nearest and dearest with you.

However, the chief hasnt a bloody clue who you are and would have only ever come into contact with you if you were in the shit and were before him for a bollocking or the sack.

So - as I mean nothing to him, he means the same to me so I told them to stick it and send me the medal through the post - they did.

There's a caring organisation for you, couldnt be bothered to ask why?:wank: and they wonder why moral is only found under the carpet.

Oh well, roll on Jan 2007 and I can leave for good, ye ha...:yo:

Buzz.

Nice to see [at last] you are saving the tax payers money!

Now about all those wasted hours AT WORK - AT THE TAX PAYERS EXPENSE - that you've been on this bloody forum?


















































BITE YA HALLIBUT!

 

[americanexpress]

I managed 26 in education, and got told to make sure me desk was cleared properlyc7u8 oh yes, and a potted plant from the children