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So this little girl goes shopping.............

Jaws

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A little girl goes shopping with her dad
After the shoe shop, and the cake shop, she goes into the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber's chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."
 

Codbasher

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Did Jimmy Saville tell you that or did you hear on DLT's breakfast show?? :yo::yo:
 

Jaws

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LOL !!!!! I was waiting for someone to post that ! 8rfl@
 
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