You'll like this So just sitting there...

[Centaur]

The older I get the less alcohol I drink.

These days I am perfectly happy drinking in company/socially, but rarely touch the stuff otherwise.

I bumped into,a chap that I vaguely know a few days ago,just as he was going into his house - he lives alone- carrying two four packs of lager....with a big grin he said he was going to spend the afternoon drinking it while watching the football. Struck me how sad it was.

Watching the football? I agree. Very sad indeed. On the upside he prolly needed alcohol to put up with it. Overpaid poofters dancing around after a bag of wind!

 

[Oldandbald]

Lithuania ?
Canna find it on a map but I think thats where it is

You'll find it when you sober up.

 

[Squag1]

Lithuania ?
Canna find it on a map but I think thats where it is

Try Vilnius- it's the capital.
Was there once

 

[Ned52]

Google maps …………..above Poland at about 1 o'clock

 

[Jaws]

Try Vilnius- it's the capital.
Was there once

Google maps …………..above Poland at about 1 o'clock

I think you two have sort of missed the joke !

 

[slim63]

Reading some of this & remembering what a twat I could be after having a drink I'm really glad I don't do it anymore

 

[andyBeaker]

Reading some of this & remembering what a twat I could be after having a drink I'm really glad I don't do it anymore

What's the excuse now??

 

[slim63]

What's the excuse now??

I don't have one

 

[Jaws]

And I have just drank the other bottle of the stuff..
Tomorrow nght I shall start getting rid of all the bits of drinks... got to sort out and get rid of all the rubbish before the restock for Krimble

 

[Oldandbald]

And I have just drank the other bottle of the stuff..
Tomorrow nght I shall start getting rid of all the bits of drinks... got to sort out and get rid of all the rubbish before the restock for Krimble

We'll be getting another geography lesson in a bit then.

 

[andyBeaker]

I had a rummage through the drinks cabinet this afternoon 22 dusty bottles of liqueurs brought on sunny holidays lurking st the back.

I like a challenge.....

 

[Cougar377]

The older I get the less alcohol I drink.

These days I am perfectly happy drinking in company/socially, but rarely touch the stuff otherwise.

I bumped into,a chap that I vaguely know a few days ago,just as he was going into his house - he lives alone- carrying two four packs of lager....with a big grin he said he was going to spend the afternoon drinking it while watching the football. Struck me how sad it was.

Very sad indeed. He could be watching a decent game of rugby, instead.

 

[andyBeaker]

Very sad indeed. He could be watching a decent game of rugby, instead.

Would that be one including bags of blood to feign blood injuries??

Just wondering....

 

[Oldandbald]

Would that be one including bags of blood to feign blood injuries??

Just wondering....

Right. There's no cheating at all in football is there.

 

[andyBeaker]

Right. There's no cheating at all in football is there.

I"m not holding football up as- perfect game watched and played by people with impeccable behaviour.......

 

[Cougar377]

Would that be one including bags of blood to feign blood injuries??

Just wondering....

We should rename you as "AndyBBC"..... you both spout endless repeats.

 

[andyBeaker]

We should rename you as "AndyBBC"..... you both spout endless repeats.

He started it

 

[Cougar377]

He started it

Right..... you two get yer handbags out and we'll have a "best of 3" ....

 

[andyBeaker]

Asda have a great online offer on the ordinary Baileys at the moment - you can choose between a 70cl bottle at £12 or a 1l bottle at £12.

 

[Cougar377]

Asda have a great online offer on the ordinary Baileys at the moment - you can choose between a 70cl bottle at £12 or a 1l bottle at £12.

AB in ASDA......??????