Interesting So if you won 'the big one'.............

[ogr1]

I will top that and throw in my nice 'Blackbird' satin jacket, very rare and only 2 owners....1.5 m.
A feckin steal.

 

[Jaws]

Damn. Gazzumped.

I'll raise your two ladders and I'll add the 4 tyres from the ratty old Fiesta that's for sale locally, plus our big livingroom rug (which I'll obviously cut to the size of the landing).

£5m all in.

Canna do the tyres but I can do a NEW landing carpet, rwo ladders, a goat with an aqualung, a years subscription to 'camel keeping for the urban flat dweller' AND a deckchair with an oil stain on it, all for just £7.2m

 

[Cougar377]

Canna do the tyres but I can do a NEW landing carpet, rwo ladders, a goat with an aqualung, a years subscription to 'camel keeping for the urban flat dweller' AND a deckchair with an oil stain on it, all for just £7.2m

I'll beat that with a jetskiing sheep (comes with own jet ski), a 2 year subscription to "Elephant Keepers Digest" (the 2 year sub comes with a free Elephant - choice of Indian or African) and a family sized deckchair that seats 5....plus I'll throw in a tin of used engine oil AND a signed copy of "How to stain your own deckchair".

I will also throw in a free Taser..... to keep Ogr1 and his "Blackbird" jacket at bay.

Got to be worth £9,999,999.95.

 

[Jaws]

I'll beat that with a jetskiing sheep (comes with own jet ski), a 2 year subscription to "Elephant Keepers Digest" (the 2 year sub comes with a free Elephant - choice of Indian or African) and a family sized deckchair that seats 5....plus I'll throw in a tin of used engine oil AND a signed copy of "How to stain your own deckchair".

I will also throw in a free Taser..... to keep Ogr1 and his "Blackbird" jacket at bay.

Got to be worth £9,999,999.95.

OKOK. You have me beat.. I submit to your better salesmanship

 

[sr71caspar]

If I won large amount on the lottery, I'd hire a load of diggers to dig a deep trench around Seaford until it snaps away from the UK, then get the diggers to push it away towards France.

 

[Cougar377]

OKOK. You have me beat.. I submit to your better salesmanship

:campeon:

So....just need to get the cheque from Eddyace.

Eddyace..? EDDYACE.....!!

Damn.He's buggered orf.....

 

[eddyace595]

:campeon:

So....just need to get the cheque from Eddyace.

Eddyace..? EDDYACE.....!!

Damn.He's buggered orf.....

I thank you.....Thank you...

 

[Cougar377]

I thank you.....Thank you...

I'm assuming you'll still be wanting the ladders on top of everything else .....

 

[derek kelly]

I'm assuming you'll still be wanting the ladders on top of everything else .....

Wouldn’t that make them unsafe?