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What the ? Silver cars

Cougar377

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Drove SWMBO to work this morning as she was feeling shit. A real FAF Day (Foggy as Feck) with visibility down to 50 yards in many places.
In the space of 5 minutes, the first 50 cars we spotted without any feckin' lights on were ......

Silver or Silver/Grey = 31
White = 11
Black, dark blue and red for the rest.

So my question is this..... do IQ's drop sharply when people drive silver/grey/white cars....?
 

derek kelly

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So you were counting cars instead of paying attention to the road ahead.
 

Jaws

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As said before, we have noticed across Europe silver cars are always mobile chicanes
Remember, we are in a 5.5 ton van... and WE are being held up by the twats.
 

Cougar377

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So you were counting cars instead of paying attention to the road ahead.

Contrary to popular belief, some of us menfolk can multitask too.
Have you perchance got a silver car...? :D
 

johnboy

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I have two silver cars and going by my recent "Birdbrain Quiz" results, it would appear your observations are correct, my IQ does seem a little off.
 

Pow-Lo

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I refuse to have a silver car on the basis that they're all over the place like shit in a field. So boring.
 

Lee337

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Silver cars rock. Silver BMW's are even better.

I can drive without lights, don't have to use indicators as other drivers always know which way I'm going, never have to wash it, I've been through many speed cameras but not got a ticket and the bloke I got it off says if you strap the seat belt behind the seat, that annoying buzzer goes away. They've even got a can holder for your beer.

PLUS, most other car drivers give you respect & your own space so as not to damage your pride & joy. :thumbsup:
 

Cougar377

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Silver cars rock. Silver BMW's are even better.

I can drive without lights, don't have to use indicators as other drivers always know which way I'm going, never have to wash it, I've been through many speed cameras but not got a ticket and the bloke I got it off says if you strap the seat belt behind the seat, that annoying buzzer goes away. They've even got a can holder for your beer.

PLUS, most other car drivers give you respect & your own space so as not to damage your pride & joy. :thumbsup:

AB has hacked your account, Lee.... :eek:
 
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