SHOCK~~~HORROR~~~BIRD Expose~~~~~!

[Fat Bert]

Rumour has it [and we have photographic evidence] that Mr Pinder and Mr Lim Plump shared the same double bed last evening - overnight in Matlock


Regardless of what went on in said bed [too much info]- how the hell can those two old Bloaters FIT into a double bed at the same time?????

Southern Pooftahs???

Most certainly now!!

 

[stan the man]

bert................

not the paperatzi by chance are you....????

 

[frenchuk]

He's just a jealous FUDGE PACKER.

And here is the proof cos as they say, the proof is in the pudding

 

[ianrobbo1]

jealous,!!! what would Bertie be jealous of??? certainly not them legs,LOL :}

even a fudger like bert wouldn't stoop that low, :dunno: would he,

 

[Codbasher]

Is that the Sanatogen keys in his pocket or is he pleased to see Bert????