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Selling the white bird ( ANOTHER price drop ! )

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In the way that certain shows on telly do, I took the Bird to a 'secret location' today to give it a decent shake down ..
It is a ww2 runway in north Norfolk.. Not that much of the runway left but still 3/4 of a mile and about 100 yds wide

Saw 170 on the clock before I had to shut down and it sings like a v12 on full chat
Ended up with quite an audience !
The changes to the suspension makes it handle a bit like a Ducati 916 and since the thing weighs about 25 kg less than standard by the cringe does it hoist its skirts and fly !
 

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In the way that certain shows on telly do, I took the Bird to a 'secret location' today to give it a decent shake down ..
It is a ww2 runway in north Norfolk.. Not that much of the runway left but still 3/4 of a mile and about 100 yds wide

Saw 170 on the clock before I had to shut down and it sings like a v12 on full chat
Ended up with quite an audience !
The changes to the suspension makes it handle a bit like a Ducati 916 and since the thing weighs about 25 kg less than standard by the cringe does it hoist its skirts and fly !
And you want to give all that up for that Beemer thingy..?? :facepalm:
 

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And you want to give all that up for that Beemer thingy..?? :facepalm:
Nope.. I do not WANT to give it up at all..
But in the words of Harry Callahan, "A man has GOT to know his limitations"
 

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Nope.. I do not WANT to give it up at all..
But in the words of Harry Callahan, "A man has GOT to know his limitations"
Now that sounds like something a woman would say... :eek:
 

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If its good enough for Clint Eastwood its good enough for me !
With respect John, Clint had a proper cool motorised vehicle and I would hazard that Steve McQueen looked a bit cooler than you do on your Heinz 57....


:D

 

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Although not a hardcore biker he has served his apprenticeship in the saddle, and currently rides a Triumph ( so demonstrates his lack of taste when it comes to two wheels )
 

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With respect John, Clint had a proper cool motorised vehicle and I would hazard that Steve McQueen looked a bit cooler than you do on your Heinz 57....


:D

Out of all the possible cars you could have chosen, you choose one that looks good but handles like a pig on roller skates !
May I remind you of the state that car ended up in and indeed WHERE it ended up ?
I have never really fancied ditch diving my self !


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Do you know what, I've never seen Bullit!

I'll download it today.
 

Jaws

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This is proly the best bit :)

 

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Out of all the possible cars you could have chosen, you choose one that looks good but handles like a pig on roller skates !
May I remind you of the state that car ended up in and indeed WHERE it ended up ?
I have never really fancied ditch diving my self !


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You clearly don’t understand ‘cool’ John :rolleyes: It doesn’t matter if it handled like a roller skate one iota.....it’s cool!!

anyway, nothing that replacing the leaf spring rear end with a four link setup and Ford 9” diff and replacing the front end with that from a second generation Mustang wouldn’t sort out.

unfortunately similar modifications aren’t available for you....:p
 

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Continuity messed up big time on that chase..
Watch the hub caps of the charger
 

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You clearly don’t understand ‘cool’ John :rolleyes: It doesn’t matter if it handled like a roller skate one iota.....it’s cool!!

anyway, nothing that replacing the leaf spring rear end with a four link setup and Ford 9” diff and replacing the front end with that from a second generation Mustang wouldn’t sort out.

unfortunately similar modifications aren’t available for you....:p

Oh I agree it is sub zero on the coolometer ...................but did you know the 9" ford diff was also used on the Mk 1 Transit ( which, when done well, also has a fantastic cool factor )
 

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Oh I agree it is sub zero on the coolometer ...................but did you know the 9" ford diff was also used on the Mk 1 Transit ( which, when done well, also has a fantastic cool factor )
No I didn’t.

And wrong.... the only cool van is an old VW camper.

Do I have to explain everything??
 

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You clearly don’t understand ‘cool’ John :rolleyes: It doesn’t matter if it handled like a roller skate one iota.....it’s cool!!

You might have something there... John's DucaBird is far cooler than the Beemer thing he's replacing it with. Fact.
 

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Clint Eastwood/Dirty Harry wasn't a biker..!
Actually Clint does ride a bike ....in Magnum force and also in Coogan ... a Guzzi if only briefly in Magnum force but does a fair bike chase in Coogan
 
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