gypsy
MAN on the PAN
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend to
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" That's
easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith
lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he
gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella and shows
him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and
shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as hell at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he
can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" That's
easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith
lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he
gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella and shows
him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is
gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and
shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as hell at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he
can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
