Quiney
Registered User
Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Scousers ask him for a lift.
He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls, but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now, and he's late for his deliveries so he tells the scousers that he has to leave.
"hey up lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back will he take them, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and the motorbike into the back of the wagon, so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod from the Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies, Scouse Eggs.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe him, so wants to take a look. He opens the back door, then quickly shuts it and locks it.He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate back up from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what the emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
:neenaw:
He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls, but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now, and he's late for his deliveries so he tells the scousers that he has to leave.
"hey up lad" they say "gissa lift". The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The Scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into the back will he take them, and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and the motorbike into the back of the wagon, so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod from the Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying, to which he replies, Scouse Eggs.
The policeman obviously doesn't believe him, so wants to take a look. He opens the back door, then quickly shuts it and locks it.He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate back up from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what the emergency he has that requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - two have already hatched and the bastards have managed to nick a motorbike already".
:neenaw:
