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Say what you like about Manchester United

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
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Ronaldo smiled, de Gea looked grumpy.

All I said was "I think your night's turning out worse than mine" :)


Express elevator to hell
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I think Guy Martin's comments on football pretty much cover it....

"I have nothing against football. It just seems wasteful losing two hours of my life watching 22 millionaires on TV chasing a bag full of wind in their underwear."

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Football is a doddle.....90 minutes of checking your hair gel, tripping over fresh air and pretending you're hurt.
Not easy for me, I’m bald, I can easily trip over fresh air but I wouldn’t have to pretend to be hurt.