Ryder Cup

[andyBeaker]

Thank you kindly, sir.

A faggot is a gay, bender, poofer, sausage jockey, puddle jumper, tail gunner, arse pirate, whatever. It’s also a ball of meat that people from ooop north eat with peas and mash. Trouble is, they cause prolific farts soon after, which taste and smell exactly the same.

It will be interesting to see how you get on reintegrating yourself into a community that is largely good at embracing diversity.

 

[Oldandbald]

It will be interesting to see how you get on reintegrating yourself into a community that is largely good at embracing diversity.

So who's volunteering to translate that then?

 

[andyBeaker]

So who's volunteering to translate that then?

Yep, a sentence without swearing.

A rare beast these days.

 

[Pow-Lo]

It will be interesting to see how you get on reintegrating yourself into a community that is largely good at embracing diversity.

I’ll have you know that I’m being proposed as Diversity Manager for our office, young man!

As an aside, you are aware that I’ve been back over seven weeks? Saying it’ll be interesting to see how I reintegrate is a bit late.

 

[Pow-Lo]

I think you will find that faggots originated in the Midlands, they are still being made in Dudley

Fair enough but there’s more poor people oop north than in the Midlands. Poor people eat faggots because they can’t afford MacDonalds.

 

[andyBeaker]

I’ll have you know that I’m being proposed as Diversity Manager for our office, young man!


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Blimey. The other people who n the Office must be KKK!!

 

[noobie]

Seems an odd thing to do, walking around with some sticks and hitting a ball just to end up in the bar. Why not save drinking time by just going to the bar in the first place.

 

[Jaws]

As remarked by Mark Twain, "golf.... a good walk spoiled"

 

[andyBeaker]

Seems an odd thing to do, walking around with some sticks and hitting a ball just to end up in the bar. Why not save drinking time by just going to the bar in the first place.

A fair point....but when you get it right....I can remember shots from when I was about fourteen as if I had made them this morning.

 

[DLN1965]

This says it all !!!

 

[derek kelly]

A fair point....but when you get it right....I can remember shots from when I was about fourteen as if I had made them this morning.

What an interesting life you must have led.

 

[noobie]

My shots are in a glass

 

[Centaur]

I prefer my shots to be in somewhere warm and...............shut up Grandad.