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andyBeaker

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Brilliant!!

It's here!!

One of the best tournaments in any sport.

Love it.

Good quiz here for golfists. - you don't have to answer in order, just put the surnames in and it will tell you if you are right.

10/12 for me on Europe.

Probably won't do so well on America.....
 

andyBeaker

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9/12 on America, would have been 10 f I could spell P*** M******* properly!
 

Oldandbald

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At heart re-hab they told us golf was of no use to exercise the heart. Sounds a good enough reason.
About as useful as darts then. Or snooker. Andy be along no doubt to tell me they are sports too.
 

Pow-Lo

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Golf is for faggots. Darts is for beer-swilling fat bastards. Snooker is for uneducated yobs who look like criminals in suits. None of these are sports, they are simply past-times for those with sod lol else to do.

I’d rather smear my balls in chocolate sauce and sunbathe naked on an anthill than do any of them.
 

Oldandbald

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Golf is for faggots. Darts is for beer-swilling fat bastards. Snooker is for uneducated yobs who look like criminals in suits. None of these are sports, they are simply past-times for those with sod lol else to do.

I’d rather smear my balls in chocolate sauce and sunbathe naked on an anthill than do any of them.
Breathtakingly eloquent. You sir, are a man after my own heart. What is a faggot?
 

andyBeaker

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At heart re-hab they told us golf was of no use to exercise the heart. Sounds a good enough reason.

How can walking five or six miles on undulating terrain not be good exercise and, therefore, good for the heart?

On par :)rolleyes:) with the nurse telling me to avoid tomatoes as my blood pressure is borderline high.
 

Pow-Lo

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Breathtakingly eloquent. You sir, are a man after my own heart. What is a faggot?
Thank you kindly, sir.

A faggot is a gay, bender, poofer, sausage jockey, puddle jumper, tail gunner, arse pirate, whatever. It’s also a ball of meat that people from ooop north eat with peas and mash. Trouble is, they cause prolific farts soon after, which taste and smell exactly the same.
 

Oldandbald

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How can walking five or six miles on undulating terrain not be good exercise and, therefore, good for the heart?

On par :)rolleyes:) with the nurse telling me to avoid tomatoes as my blood pressure is borderline high.
Get a fucking dog man. At least you'd be doing something useful.
 

Pow-Lo

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Get a fucking dog man. At least you'd be doing something useful.
All day, every day. Love dogs, me. First thing I wanted to do when I repatriated back from Singapore was get another dog. Thing is, with our work it’s just not practical as it would be on it’s own too long too often.

The saying is true though, they really are man’s best friend. Treat it right and it’ll be best move you ever made. And you get plenty of exercise when walking them (y)
 

derek kelly

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Thank you kindly, sir.

A faggot is a gay, bender, poofer, sausage jockey, puddle jumper, tail gunner, arse pirate, whatever. It’s also a ball of meat that people from ooop north eat with peas and mash. Trouble is, they cause prolific farts soon after, which taste and smell exactly the same.
I think you will find that faggots originated in the Midlands, they are still being made in Dudley
 

Oldandbald

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All day, every day. Love dogs, me. First thing I wanted to do when I repatriated back from Singapore was get another dog. Thing is, with our work it’s just not practical as it would be on it’s own too long too often.

The saying is true though, they really are man’s best friend. Treat it right and it’ll be best move you ever made. And you get plenty of exercise when walking them (y)
Yep. Faithful to the death, always pleased to see you and on the odd occasion they do piss you off you know they haven't done it on purpose.
 
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