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Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
I, Biker...

You’re halted at the red-glow traffic lights, demonstrating “mechanical sympathy” by having the bike in neutral. Front brake applied, right foot down, left foot on the peg ready to select first gear. The lights are about to go to red/amber. You pull the clutch in and get that ever-so satisfying “clunk” as you select first gear. Then – the left foot goes down, the right foot comes up and you hold the bike on the rear brake. You’re ready.

You feel a tingle of excitement that travels from the pit of your stomach and up through your arms to snuggle smugly at the back of your neck. You notice your hand almost imperceptibly testing its grip on the throttle. This has nothing to do with you now. Reflex rules apply.

The road ahead is a dual carriageway leading onto a motorway that curves gracefully and predictably into a beautifully cambered, uphill right-hand bend designed by a bloke who secretly worships bikes. He’s done a great job and you take a deep breath – s-l-o-w-l-y – so that no one can see.

The lights go gree.. and you GO, accelerating as hard as you can for no other reason than that. You can. You don’t do it often these days, so the transformation of the docile work bike into the screaming, snarling, thrusting-bastard-beast beneath you puts a huge grin on your face that becomes a grimace as you grit your teeth and GO for it!

Even before you know it, you’re through the bend and up the hill, the mirrors mocking the empty road behind you. Not a glimmer. Not a hope. Your mind snarls in contempt:”Cars!” and you laugh – at them – at yourself – at everything. You’re alive!

You’re still on the motorway but you slow down. Reflex rules relinquished. You’ve had your kicks – enjoyed your little speed fix – and now you “calm” your way home, all the while enjoying, loving the fantastic sound; that special, hollow, resonating pulse of an engine that was, even if only for a short time, as free and unfettered as it was always intended to be. Just like you. Just like me.

Have fun. Ride free. Ride safe.


Created Friday, 7 October 2015 at 19:20

I wrote this shortly before I retired.

Reading it this morning with a fresh eye: I guess I never realised how happy I was, then! :rolleyes: :p
 

Centaur

Site Pedant
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Beautifully described. It's not top speed that thrills it's the acceleration that fills the soul. The sound of a micron can with the revs nearing the red line is orgasmic. :D
 

jeffa

Been there, and had one
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I cant wait till we can hit the roads again, but I will have to. :(
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Just one point, the thrill starts as a tingling in your toes, climbs up your legs, grabs yer knackers & gives you a massive stiffy.
 

JayTee

Si vis pacem para bellum
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I, Biker...

You’re halted at the red-glow traffic lights, demonstrating “mechanical sympathy” by having the bike in neutral. Front brake applied, right foot down, left foot on the peg ready to select first gear. The lights are about to go to red/amber. You pull the clutch in and get that ever-so satisfying “clunk” as you select first gear. Then – the left foot goes down, the right foot comes up and you hold the bike on the rear brake. You’re ready.

You feel a tingle of excitement that travels from the pit of your stomach and up through your arms to snuggle smugly at the back of your neck. You notice your hand almost imperceptibly testing its grip on the throttle. This has nothing to do with you now. Reflex rules apply.

The road ahead is a dual carriageway leading onto a motorway that curves gracefully and predictably into a beautifully cambered, uphill right-hand bend designed by a bloke who secretly worships bikes. He’s done a great job and you take a deep breath – s-l-o-w-l-y – so that no one can see.

The lights go gree.. and you GO, accelerating as hard as you can for no other reason than that. You can. You don’t do it often these days, so the transformation of the docile work bike into the screaming, snarling, thrusting-bastard-beast beneath you puts a huge grin on your face that becomes a grimace as you grit your teeth and GO for it!

Even before you know it, you’re through the bend and up the hill, the mirrors mocking the empty road behind you. Not a glimmer. Not a hope. Your mind snarls in contempt:”Cars!” and you laugh – at them – at yourself – at everything. You’re alive!

You’re still on the motorway but you slow down. Reflex rules relinquished. You’ve had your kicks – enjoyed your little speed fix – and now you “calm” your way home, all the while enjoying, loving the fantastic sound; that special, hollow, resonating pulse of an engine that was, even if only for a short time, as free and unfettered as it was always intended to be. Just like you. Just like me.

Have fun. Ride free. Ride safe.


Created Friday, 7 October 2015 at 19:20

I wrote this shortly before I retired.

Reading it this morning with a fresh eye: I guess I never realised how happy I was, then! :rolleyes: :p

Started reading this, and realised this must qualify as poetry, sheer feckin poetry.
Give ya’self a pat on the back son bloody brilliant.
 

Dark Angel

Still kickin' it!
Started reading this, and realised this must qualify as poetry, sheer feckin poetry.
Give ya’self a pat on the back son bloody brilliant.
I enjoyed doing it. I enjoyed writing it. And it still makes me smile when I read it.

I hope it made you smile, too. (y)
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
Club Sponsor
I recall posting something a while back, John Turner (Rhino) was on about packing in biking & I posted a heartfelt reason as to why he should keep on, when I read through what I had written I was close to tears as it summed up just how I felt about biking & the brotherhood of bikers, Biking is poetry.
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
When I was drag racing I’d drop the clutch on the G of orange :risas3:
 
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