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You'll like this Room 101 ( stolen from another forum :-) )

derek kelly

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Just shows BM drivers have good eyesight and recognise you. Maybe the BM is the weapon of choice but even a dumbfuck like you should be able to differentiate between disliking the car and disliking the driver of the car, but it seems you are confused.
There are two types of people who select BMW’s as their weapon of choice, manic dwarves with a severe inferiority complex & narcissistic mirror posers who wear sports vest & shorts (even in winter) & never remove their sunglasses, I shudder at the thought of you wearing shorts & sports vest.
 

andyBeaker

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There are two types of people who select BMW’s as their weapon of choice, manic dwarves with a severe inferiority complex & narcissistic mirror posers who wear sports vest & shorts (even in winter) & never remove their sunglasses, I shudder at the thought of you wearing shorts & sports vest.
I am 6'2" and entirely comfortable with myself, never wear shades and I think the only person I know who wears 'shorts and sports vest' in public is Alan Partridge.

So you are wrong Derek.

Again.
 

Jaws

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I got another for room 101.. remoaners.. not ALL remoaners just those that spout democracy .. They actually mean democracy that they agree with
 

Minkey

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I would put all of mankind into room 101 people are slowly destroying this beautiful planet
 

lumpy

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There are two types of people who select BMW’s as their weapon of choice, manic dwarves with a severe inferiority complex & narcissistic mirror posers who wear sports vest & shorts (even in winter) & never remove their sunglasses, I shudder at the thought of you wearing shorts & sports vest.
Shorts for me would be long trousers for you. Is this how you see it?
 

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Tv programmes that have incessant mindless music playing that has nothing to do with the subject matter.

Just watched the otherwise excellent 'Hot Rods and Muscle Cars' that was spoiled by electro pop being played non-stop in the background while people were talking.
 

Jaws

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More and more adverts we both find 'grating'

As soon as ads come on now the mute button is hit !

It is the absolute blatant lies that piss me off

May cure x
Could bring an end to
80% say yes ( Small print at screen bottom, out of 40 asked from a selected audience )
Voted best X of 2018
Will remove all stains ( read the friggin small print ! )
Cheapest ever price

I think the absolute worst ones are from BT
 

andyBeaker

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More and more adverts we both find 'grating'

As soon as ads come on now the mute button is hit !

It is the absolute blatant lies that piss me off

May cure x
Could bring an end to
80% say yes ( Small print at screen bottom, out of 40 asked from a selected audience )
Voted best X of 2018
Will remove all stains ( read the friggin small print ! )
Cheapest ever price

I think the absolute worst ones are from BT
I didn't realise anyone still,watched live tv!

I have made it a life mission to never watch a tv ad again. The odd one slips through during live sport and that's it!!
 

lumpy

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Tv programmes that have incessant mindless music playing that has nothing to do with the subject matter.

Just watched the otherwise excellent 'Hot Rods and Muscle Cars' that was spoiled by electro pop being played non-stop in the background while people were talking.
I saw that last night and yes the background noise was annoying
 
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