RIDE mag; talkin bollox again!

[D.S.]

What the fook are RIDE on about this month??? How dare they award the Fazer 1000 "The 1000CC + Bike of the Year Award" And to make matter worse,they had the cheek to give it the nod over the BB. What the fook is going on; I know journalists know fook all, but this takes the biscuit :rant: This is what the toss pots had to say in summary:

The results speak for themselves. This was a real-world test conducted using every day situations and involved a variety of riders with different levels of experience. We gave all the bikes a fair and equal chance (yeah right!), but one stood out. And that bikes was a Faer 1000. The reason is simple - the Fazer is a bike which holds it's own against any of it's rivals in any road situation.....................blah, blah, blah, blah.....And finally the Blackbird. The big Honda's a fantastic machine :bow: and it gave the Fazer a good run for its money, but it fell short when it came to full-on sports riding :xm However, if you're a regualr tourer, then we'd go for the BB for it's high-speeding crusing ability and aerodynamic fairing.

The cheeky bastids, imagine refering to the BB as a tourer :t I'll never buy RIDE again. man8um

 

[skippy]

What the fook are RIDE on about this month??? How dare they award the Fazer 1000 "The 1000CC + Bike of the Year Award" And to make matter worse,they had the cheek to give it the nod over the BB. What the fook is going on; I know journalists know fook all, but this takes the biscuit :rant: This is what the toss pots had to say in summary:

The results speak for themselves. This was a real-world test conducted using every day situations and involved a variety of riders with different levels of experience. We gave all the bikes a fair and equal chance (yeah right!), but one stood out. And that bikes was a Faer 1000. The reason is simple - the Fazer is a bike which holds it's own against any of it's rivals in any road situation.....................blah, blah, blah, blah.....And finally the Blackbird. The big Honda's a fantastic machine :bow: and it gave the Fazer a good run for its money, but it fell short when it came to full-on sports riding :xm However, if you're a regualr tourer, then we'd go for the BB for it's high-speeding crusing ability and aerodynamic fairing.

The cheeky bastids, imagine refering to the BB as a tourer :t I'll never buy RIDE again. man8um

Yeah mate but it still looks like a sofa

 

[D.S.]

Skippy

Even I call it the sofa now :} Bloody Trotsky :}

 

[Wolfie]

"Got a new fazer thou yesterday"
"Gosh!! where from???"
"Courts yer twat!!!"

Yellow and black looks good joe, silver is a bit wishy-washy

 

[D.S.]

"Got a new fazer thou yesterday"
"Gosh!! where from???"
"Courts yer twat!!!"

Yellow and black looks good joe, silver is a bit wishy-washy

Git :neenaw: Nah mate, gotta be Silver. Me swing arm is now black too, but gotta get some cushions for it

 

[Wolfie]

pink seat??? couple of tassles??? castor protectors (save the road from getting pressure spots),

Honest mate, the yellow looks alright and i feckin hate yellow. Has your rear diabolical skipped out at all??? only asking cause bloke at the club had it happen on sunday

 

[D.S.]

pink seat??? couple of tassles??? castor protectors (save the road from getting pressure spots),

Honest mate, the yellow looks alright and i feckin hate yellow. Has your rear diabolical skipped out at all??? only asking cause bloke at the club had it happen on sunday

no probs with the diabolics geeza. Changed the front last week coz it was stepped as a result of track days But rear's fine.
The R1 wears Diabolics too and had that sideways at Mallory twice, but on both occasions that was due to over enthusiasm & shite riding :blush: coming out of the bus stop %$fan and braking into Edwina's :blush:

 

[Wolfie]

I reckon he hit some shit on the road, was on a fifty-pence piece at the time.