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RECTAL DEODORANT

Wolfie

Is a lunp
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any"

But I always buy it here," says the blonde
Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.. YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container......... " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
aha no it aint!!!


cause this coffee is a big joke anyways and what is also good for the fudgevader is good for all others.
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
LOL @ Wilf

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Centennial Man

Guest
Ball, or aerosol? Neither - its for my armpits!

(OK so Not the Nine O'Clock News did it first, but it had such a long lasting impression on my teenage mind I've never forgotten it :} )
 
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