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Reality show

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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How about this for an Idea (not sure if it was posted on here before) with the obsession with reality tv shows how about getting these Z list nobodies giving them two weeks tuition, then setting them loose on the tracks, see how many can be wiped out, just think the entertainment value, and getting rid of these jumped up prats at the same time.
 

Jaws

Corporal CockUp
Staff member
Moderator
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Nooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bikes are already seen by many as death traps and something to visit all the ills of the world on..

Why not give them armoured cars to race in.. and ..ooohh lets say 3 rounds of ammo each.
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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or give them a scrapheap challenge where they have to build a bike and then race it.
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
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derek kelly said:
or give them a scrapheap challenge where they have to build a bike and then race it.
Noooooo, don't upset Bowser, Lurch and Mick, they're all bigger than us!

I don't think they got 'Drop the Celebrity' quite right, either. Daft sods gave 'em parachutes!
 
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