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You'll like this RAF seasonal orders

Jaws

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The RAF issued orders today to Air Commodore. S. Claus, recalling him to active duty, with a report date of Dec. 24, 2019. A reservist, with 1,742 years of service, this RAF Aviator specializes in vertical delivery of high-value items. He is also a Public Affairs Officer.

Also recalled are Sqn Ldr Dasher, Warrant Officer Dancer, Flt Sgt Prancer, PIlot Officer Vixen, Flt Lt. Comet, Flt Lt. Cupid, Sgt Donner and Cpl Blitzen, Individual Augmentees from the RAF Reserves. LAC Rudolph is also authorised to report for duty; however, he must first successfully complete Scopie training which he has failed three times, may transfer to ATC to gain an easier qualification

Although the above Airmen are on orders for only 24 hours, it is anticipated that they will submit a travel claim for 24,901 miles at .56/mile. Suitable government transportation is not available.

As a special operations unit, each member is granted a high level of uniform flexibility, as well as relaxed grooming standards. Standing Orders is authorised and has been modified to include large quantities of hot chocolate and cookies.

Happy Christma
 
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