Project Fireblade

[Rolfy Dave]

Oh yes there was ............

He IS a Fat Twat

Even Keran told me -18 stone of "wobbliness" - she smacks him on the arse and the "aftershocks" go on for days afterwards

He has had to get the C Spanner out and wind the wick in - to maximum setting

He has lost his "bottle"













Yeah right !!

Dont worry Martin...

I'll bring ya a new bottle when I see ya again mate

Only 18 stone ????

Sounds like a Biaffran toast-rack

Ya need feedin up mate...

LOL

Rolfy
:beer:

 

[martin]

It's all bollox

Let me know when ya ready for a Victory Rolfy.

 

[Tinytim]

Yeah - Yeah - Yeah - Blah - Blah - Blah

Load of old bollox

It's 10 years and 6 stone since he last got his knee down

He can't manage it now as his arse cheeks will ground out before anything else connects with the tarmac

Funniest comment was "Taking the suspension setting back to stock"

BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stock Settings mate are for a 4'6" Anorexic Nip

So set to "stock" then turn in the rear shocker 418 full turns

Suppose all that extra ballast will help you wheelie though - just slide yaarse cheeks backwards 12" - then it'll pop up OK - same as when the workshop manager/MOT Inspector showed you how to do it properly on Oscar LOL

Ya Fat Twat s04pb0x6s04pb0x6s04pb0x6

Fookin pissed messen at that lot.....

 

[Fat Bert]

Maybe Ironic - but it's all true

Metal fatigue on a C Ring Spanner due to overworking

Rear shockers wound up like a fooking banjo string on valium

 

[martin]

I eat Berties for breakfast.....

Gave Oscar a full valet today. Back to his former self :bow:

 

[Tinytim]

Looks well....when's it going to come out to play?....p0pc0rn41

 

[martin]

Looks well....when's it going to come out to play?....p0pc0rn41

He's been playing most days. Never thought going to work could be so much fun.:-0):-0)

 

[martin]

I thought the speckly paint on my Fazer was very 70s but that Blade has mine beat

If purchasing me bike through the "normal" channels, I would not have gone for that colour.

That said, he dont like the 70's. Only see's the 70's twice. Once on the way up and once on the way down

 

[TopBird]

I think he's 'Top Banana' and looking gorgeous

 

[Fat Bert]

Get away!!

It's nothing more than a Mini-BlackBird d34ld34ld34l































:wank: Who was right?

 

[Two-StrokeTart]

Oscar looks great Martin, and right proper shiny!! :-0)

How many extra miles are you doing getting to work and back as you're having so much fun riding him?!