Potential miracle looming…

[andyBeaker]

Off on holidays this morning, plan to leave at 8:30am, so in reality somewhere around 9am judged on past performance.

Ahem.

its 7:40am, someone is just coming out of the shower, car is packed, breakfast has been had.

It couldn’t happen surely?

Could it?

 

[andyBeaker]

Hair dried, dressed…..

 

[derek kelly]

Enjoy your holiday,

 

[andyBeaker]

Having decided someone had “forgotten to water the plants in the front garden so I’ll just do that” I have just had the following words said to me “I’ll just go to the loo, I know you said 8:30 - shall we just go when we are ready?

I have just recovered from blacking out and falling on the floor. 8:14am.

this is truly a red letter day, everyone will remember where they were when it happened.

 

[Nige F]

Hair dried, dressed…..

Did you manage that by yourself?

 

[Squag1]

Are you coming back???

 

[sr71caspar]

Have you left yet?

 

[Jaws]

Are you there yet ?

 

[Squag1]

Off on holidays this morning, plan to leave at 8:30am, so in reality somewhere around 9am judged on past performance.

Ahem.

its 7:40am, someone is just coming out of the shower,

Did you discover who came out of the shower????

 

[ogr1]

Put the plants in the shower.

 

[andyBeaker]

Well, it happened, left at 8:17am.

Quite fancy my chances on Euromillions tonight.

Arrived at the ferry an hour before we could get in.

Why did we leave so early

 

[Squag1]

Why did we leave so early

Well!

The Limerick County team was late for the hurling All Ireland Funal because a lorry shed a load of bales. It got caught under a bridge on the motorway.

It's claimed that the Cork County team manager paid him to do it.

Limerick won by a lot.

 

[derek kelly]

A lorry load of vicks spilled onto the M1, Police say there’ll be no congestion for 48 hours

 

[Cougar377]

Is he back yet...?

 

[Duck n Dive]

Quick, tow the UK further into the Atlantic before he realises

 

[derek kelly]

He’ll only return as an immigrant

 

[slim63]

He’ll only return as an immigrant

Well he left as one !