Advise them to go walking in the dark with short skirts and tie up hair.
Short skirts, because you can run faster in a short skirt and tied up hair won't get in your eyes while running.
Oh and leave the key in the car.
It's your right and anyway people shouldn't steal cars.
I know this kind of reaction has been berated..........
A radio presenter had to stand down after commenting on a woman who got pissed and went to a hotel room with a man she never met before and got raped.
He said something like 'she should have had more sense'