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Planning a ride-out???

DB on CBR1100XX

Official BASH referee !
Central City ?................

...............what twisted surveying nonsense came up with that irrelevant twaddle...................

[short cast, light tackle.............Fookin huge fish on the way !!! :lol: ]
 

DB on CBR1100XX

Official BASH referee !
Told ya.............

............on the surface, a very calm response from Freddy but you should see his web cam - He's really biting on that tongue !!!! :}

I'm going to walk away from the open goal that is Nottingham !! {in all senses of the phrase.]
 
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andyonthebird

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know i see why you are what you are cos you come from Nottingham, there all bandits from there arnt they.
i can just imagine you running around sherwood forest in your green tights singing "faty bert faty bert wa?nking in the glen with his merry men, and one of your mates coming up and asking if you are little john and you responding i know i have got a small one but i dont call him john.
 

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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Southern tossers

Dont listen to em Bert, there only jealous that they havn't got three birds to one bloke in there city. :f :h :bandit:
 
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Rob

Guest
3 to 1 ??

Yes 3 to 1 but i've seen the state of some of the women in Nottingham .........bloody frightening, no wonder you moved away Berty boy. R'gards Rob.
 
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fat bert

Guest
Best City in the world~~

and, Martin I'm pretty sure that it's actually a ratio of 5:1 for SINGLE women

as for DB.......

Back to Back European Champions!!

That ranks alongnside Man Utd, Liverpool and Celtic

Wanna argue?

Gossip Time - Apparently someone broke into Pride Park Trophy Room over the weekend and stole the carpets

[Pride Park is Derby's ground!]
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
5 to 1 ??????

the reason for that is that the other 4 are all lesbians.....

And judging by the men about... Its no bloody wonder.....

No offense meant... hee hee hee hee hee !!!!

Rolfy D

:k

:f :f
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Listen

Supermarket boy, its a well known fact that Nottm men are experts at the conversion of the other sex, even if we do wear green tights and live up trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Now where did i put me bow and arrow:h :h :beer:
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
"LOL @ Martin" eh bert ?????

wots up mate ??? cant make your own fun ???

putting it out to sub contractors ????

Anyway, its not the talkin that they are interested in.... Thats why they turned Lesbian in the first place....

Fed up with talk... Need more action... hee hee hee !!!

Anyway men in tights..... poofdahs :}

REAL men wear stockings & sussies...LOL or havent you heard the song ???

rolfy
 

Bubba

Registered User
REAL men wear stockings & sussies

I think you mean....

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

:} :} :beer:
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Now if we........................

...................are talking songs, I prefer the truckers song played by Jonny Walker. Just about sums us truckers up, what say you Rolfy??????????????:m :m :m
 

Rolfy Dave

Been there, and had one
Club Sponsor
rock on Martin....

JW is "the " man.... His truckers song is the one I was refering to...

An excellent choice of listening material...

Comes with its own "Sally traffic" .... woweeeeee !!!!

40 years old, and full of fun...

Bloody hell, it sounds like DB ...LOL

See ya soon,

Rolfy
 
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petrosc

Guest
Derby

I remember people telling me "Derby, yeh , a great little place with some culture, nice things, you'll find there"

Culture? Shock, full of f**king foreigners, I can tell you.

Found the best bits, as well..................

The road out of Derby and into Matlock...............
 

DB on CBR1100XX

Official BASH referee !
Ta Rolfy..............

.........I've been compared to many things but Sally Traffic wasn't one of em !!! :B

Cue Bert :goofy:
 

martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Oh dear, oh dear

Thanks rolfy, cos of that thought im gonna have to take down sallys pic from the cab, the thought of her bein like db has put me right off!!! I mean iv never met the bloke, but hairy ass biker springs to mind lol

No offense mate:k :p :p
 

DB on CBR1100XX

Official BASH referee !
Martin.............

............your piccy's safe M8. Biker ? Yes Hirsute ? No. I'm surprised Rolfy's got a licence with his eyesight being so bad and all that...............

Why hasn't Bert fired off yet ? Not like him to miss out on a thrust at me, if you'll pardon the expression :}
 
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